Loading ...Japan is a weird place. From its movies to its festivals to its dining habits, the country has a long history of giving birth to some truly bizarre sh*t, then sending it overseas to our eagerly awaiting, comparatively bland Western hands.
The most recent weirdo Eastern trend to show up on American shores is the fashion […]
Author Archives: Lyndsey - University of Michigan
Lolitas Make It Hard for Pedophiles (That’s what she said.)
October 10, 2008 - 10:00 am
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Comments (3) Five TOTALLY Un-Spongeworthy Celebs
October 7, 2008 - 10:00 am
Fact: I love famous men. Love them. No matter what movie or TV show I’m watching or what gossip magazine I’m reading, I can always pick out at least one person that I would totally ride the Sexy Train to Dirtytown with. (Example? The other day I was chatting with my lady friend about the […]
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Comments (3) Larry Birkhead’s Dirty (I’m assuming) Laundry
June 23, 2008 - 10:30 am
Old panties are a suitable replacement for a mom, right?
This past weekend at a celebrity memorabilia auction in Las Vegas, Larry Birkhead, opportunistic baby daddy extraordinaire, purchased some drawers once worn by the late hot mess Anna Nicole Smith in a Playboy spread.
Birkhead spent a reported $2800 on a pink bustier and white negligee with […]
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Comments (2) Something Old, Something New: I Heart Huckabees, The Happening
June 22, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Something Old: I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Something New: The Happening (2008)
The Connection: Mark Wahlberg, a.k.a. Marky Mark, Funky Bunch ringleader and damn fine panty model
Mark Wahlberg is the sh*t. Born in the ghetto of Boston to a family of eleven, Wahlberg dropped out of school, did a bunch of drugs, got thrown in jail, was crazy […]
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Comments (0) The Master Cleanse, Game Over
June 21, 2008 - 12:30 pm
So, uh, I quit. I quit Master Cleansing.
I tried to talk myself in to sticking it out. I really did. I kept telling myself all the little motivators I mentioned in my last update. I told myself that if all sorts of other people could do it, I damn well could. I told myself that […]
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Comments (9) The Master Cleanse, Day 3
June 19, 2008 - 11:30 am
Let it be known that day three of the Master Cleanse really, really blows.
My day started off OK. I woke up in good spirits feeling ready to take on another day without food when I remembered that it was time for my massive morning dosage of salt water. The night before, I had premixed my […]
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Comments (2) The Master Cleanse, Day 2
June 16, 2008 - 12:30 pm
So a big part of the Master Cleanse is expelling the toxins you loosen while doing it, otherwise known as pooping. So last night before bed, as per Stanley Burroughs’ instructions, I tossed back a cup of herbal laxative tea (hilariously named Chocolate Smooth Moves, no joke) and went to sleep. Then this morning I […]
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Comments (2) David Letterman, Burninator Extraordinaire
June 15, 2008 - 5:25 pm
This is too good not to bring to the world’s attention.
A-Number One King of the Douchenuggets Spencer Pratt appeared on the Late Show on Friday night where he was subjected to five minutes of relentless belittling at the hands of David Letterman. In his usual smile-for-the-camera brotastic manner, Pratt attempted to defend himself against Letterman’s […]
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