Loading ...Let it be known that day three of the Master Cleanse really, really blows.
My day started off OK. I woke up in good spirits feeling ready to take on another day without food when I remembered that it was time for my massive morning dosage of salt water. The night before, I had premixed my […]
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The Master Cleanse, Day 3
June 19, 2008 - 11:30 am
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Comments (2) The Master Cleanse, Day 2
June 16, 2008 - 12:30 pm
So a big part of the Master Cleanse is expelling the toxins you loosen while doing it, otherwise known as pooping. So last night before bed, as per Stanley Burroughs’ instructions, I tossed back a cup of herbal laxative tea (hilariously named Chocolate Smooth Moves, no joke) and went to sleep. Then this morning I […]
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Comments (2) David Letterman, Burninator Extraordinaire
June 15, 2008 - 5:25 pm
This is too good not to bring to the world’s attention.
A-Number One King of the Douchenuggets Spencer Pratt appeared on the Late Show on Friday night where he was subjected to five minutes of relentless belittling at the hands of David Letterman. In his usual smile-for-the-camera brotastic manner, Pratt attempted to defend himself against Letterman’s […]
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Comments (5) The Master Cleanse, Day 1
June 14, 2008 - 12:30 pm
I am not a diet kind of girl. I’ve never South Beached, or Jenny Craiged, or SlimFasted, or Atkinsed, or Raw…Fooded. In fact, I’ve never adhered to any particular eating program in my life. When it comes to my body, I’m a firm believer in working out and eating healthy as much as possible, but […]
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Comments (11) Mel and Britney Sittin’ in a Tree, B-E-I-N-G C-R-A-Z(-Y)!
June 12, 2008 - 11:30 am
In a not-at-all-unexpected turn of events, People magazine is reporting that Britney Spears is receiving “ongoing guidance” from that Hollywood beacon of sanity and stability Mr. Mel Gibson.
Word is that the duo met at the Havana Club, an exclusive Beverly Hills cigar club (Because where else would you meet to discuss, like, Jesus and sobriety […]
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Comments (0) 90s Comeback: As IF!!!
June 10, 2008 - 3:30 pm
I never thought I would be an ‘80s kind of girl. In fact, in my youth, I went so far as to declare the ‘80s to be a horrible decade and said I hoped that sh*t NEVER came back in to style.
What an idiot I was.
However, now that I’ve embraced legwarmers and neon Flashdance shirts, […]
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Comments (6) Something Old, Something New: The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Semi-Pro
June 10, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Something Old: The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
Something New: Semi-Pro (2008)
The Connection: Both are disco-licious basketball comedies – my favorite genre
I am a cynic by nature. I don’t go to church. I don’t play the lottery. I don’t read books that the general population agrees are good. I don’t watch Extreme Home Makeover. I don’t […]
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Comments (0) The Trials and Tribulations of R. Kelly
June 10, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Hey, remember Trapped in the Closet? You know, R. Kelly’s AMAZING twenty-three part R&B soap opera chronicling the twists and turns in the life of protagonist Sylvester (R. Kelly) and about ten million secondary characters who are all tangled in the same sexy web of lies and interconnected boot-knockin’? Well R. Kelly’s Trial Debating Whether […]
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