Loading ...According to a story in The New York Daily News, Mayer’s monster wang (as reported by former galpals) is the reason Jennifer Aniston is so crazy in love with him. On a related note, I like John Mayer more and more every day.
Seriously. So the dude churns out jams that frat boys play when they’re […]
Author Archives: Lyndsey - University of Michigan
John Mayer and the Wing Wong of Doom
May 26, 2008 - 10:30 am
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Comments (5) Perez: The Harbinger of Taste
May 22, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Word on the iNet is celebrity hanger-on Gayimus Maximus Perez Hilton is designing his own clothing line, which debuts on June 6th. The line will be available at Hot Topic, and will be called…Perez Hilton for Hot Topic. Yow!
Though I’ve only seen a few items from the PH(Squared)T collection, it appears that is will consist […]
Posted in style, news
Comments (0) DIY Fashion: Kindergarten Meets Clyfford Still
May 21, 2008 - 10:30 am
Top three favorite things: 1) Margaritas, 2) Fashion, 3) Art projects.
Top one favorite activity: A fashion-based art project fueled by margaritas!
This spring, designers such as John Galliano, Christian Lacriox, and Dolce and Gabbana have been drawing inspiration from the art world to produce amazing, eye-catching pieces that are an art school dropout’s (read: me) dream […]
Posted in style, Cool Stuff
Comments (3) Mimi Goes Wild ‘N Out
May 20, 2008 - 3:30 pm
So Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married. Reasons this is awesome:
1) Cannon quote: “Since we’ve been together, we’ve been inseparable,” i.e. 6 weeks. Incidentally, I got my new American Apparel dress around the same time the couple started dating, and we too have been inseparable. Perhaps it’s time we tied the knot? I’ve always wanted […]
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Comments (1) You and Your Betty (Hint: Betty=Pubes)
May 16, 2008 - 3:30 pm
On a recent trip to my neighborhood drug store to make my bi-monthly hair dye purchase, I noticed among the usual options of Garnier and L’Oreal and Clairol a brand I had never seen before: Betty Beauty. I paused in my perusing to take a closer look and realized that Betty Beauty hair dye is […]
Posted in body, style
Comments (7) Lyndsey’s Top 5 Movies That Capture the Spirit of Summer
May 14, 2008 - 5:30 pm
After weeks of pouring over lecture notes and banging out papers, school is (more or less) out for summer, and, holy crap, you’ve got some free time on your hands.
You could spend it wisely by volunteering for Habitat for Humanity or fully exploring James Joyce’s literary canon or doing some other douchey bullsh*t that people […]
Posted in Cool Stuff, Other Stories
Comments (3) The Croc, 2.0
April 29, 2008 - 11:30 am
So I’m unsure if I’m just behind the times or if this is really a new development, but lately while strolling about town I’ve noticed in various storefronts and on various idiots new styles of the ever-so-lovely Croc sandal…thingy. But, as the Croc 2.0 is still made of rubber and is still, in fact, […]
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Comments (4) Top 5 Books Of Teenage Woe
April 28, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Thankfully, I am not a teenager anymore, but sometimes I like to get nostalgic and reflect upon the days when my pudgy, controlling boyfriend cheating on me was an event akin to the apocalypse and no one articulated my feelings better than Davey Havok of AFI, bless his tranny heart.
For others looking to take a […]
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