Loading ...So I’m unsure if I’m just behind the times or if this is really a new development, but lately while strolling about town I’ve noticed in various storefronts and on various idiots new styles of the ever-so-lovely Croc sandal…thingy. But, as the Croc 2.0 is still made of rubber and is still, in fact, […]
Author Archives: Lyndsey - University of Michigan
Top 5 Books Of Teenage Woe
April 28, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Thankfully, I am not a teenager anymore, but sometimes I like to get nostalgic and reflect upon the days when my pudgy, controlling boyfriend cheating on me was an event akin to the apocalypse and no one articulated my feelings better than Davey Havok of AFI, bless his tranny heart.
For others looking to take a […]
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Comments (5) A Love Letter to My American Apparel Cotton Spandex Jersey Strapless Ruched Dress
April 26, 2008 - 11:30 am
Dear American Apparel Cotton Spandex Jersey Strapless Ruched Dress –
From the first time that I saw you, I knew I had to have you. It was a cold afternoon in winter when my roommate came in from a shopping trip downtown and announced that she had found a new favorite dress. She went into […]
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Comments (7) Are Watches Obsolete?
April 21, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Recently, during a rather absurd evening involving a really sh*tty club and free bottles of Grey Goose, I found that I had somehow misplaced my cellular phone.
For the next two weeks while battling with my insurance company about their obligation to pay for a new one, I was completely phoneless. And surprisingly, I found that […]
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Comments (11) Hottie Swimsuits for Cheap Bitches
April 16, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Though the weather is a little bipolar, it’s slowly but surely getting summery outside and mamma needs a new swimsuit. Mamma is also, incidentally, a total cheap-ass. Scope mamma’s favorite picks for under $50.
Xhilaration Polka Dot Bikini:
Clown-esque. Wear it when you bring your nieces to the beach.
Xhilaration Bandeau Halter:
For girls who love to shred.
Hot […]
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Comments (1) Heidi Montag’s Clothing Line Underscores Her Uselessness as a Human Being
April 15, 2008 - 10:30 am
Following in the footsteps of celebrity-cum-designer greats such as the Olson Twins and Kathy Ireland, Hills star Heidi Montag has created her own line for the clothing store chain Anchor Blue.
The line, which is called Heidiwood and goes on sale today, April 15th, consists of some pants, a few shirts, tiny shorts, a couple of […]
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Comments (2) Surreal Heels Are Impractically Perfect
April 13, 2008 - 1:30 pm
I love fashion. I really do. But no matter what kind of bullsh*t magazine editors tell you about styles this season being “new” and “fresh,” trends are more often than not just ideas that have been recycled 12,000 times since the early 1900s, which is pretty g*ddamn lame.
However, just when I was beginning to think […]
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Comments (3) Pants-free: A Lifestyle
April 10, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Skies are blue, trees are blooming, and temperatures are rising, which can only mean one thing – it’s time to take your godd*mn pants off.
My roommate and I have been experimenting with the pants-free lifestyle for many months now. It began in January when one early Friday evening we were sitting on the couch watching […]
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