Loading ...[After my last article about my breast reduction, I got some great responses. If you ever have felt like your ta-tas have gotten in the way of a healthy lifestyle (difficulty exercising, self-esteem hang-ups, back problems), you should definitely consider a breast reduction surgery.
It’s not like a “before” and “after” picture. You don’t just walk […]
Author Archives: Melanie - Northeastern University
Breast Reduction: Is it Right For You?
October 18, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Posted in reality
Comments (4) Mmm Cookies!: PB & Chocolate Bite Cookies
October 1, 2008 - 1:00 pm
Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Seriously, is there anything better? These cookies are flourless (gluten free!), fabulous, and perfect for a quick pick-me-up for yourself and friends when everyone is in need of some serious sugar therapy.
What You Need:
1 cup chunky peanut butter
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 egg
1/2 cup chocolate chunks
1/2 cup […]
Posted in body
Comments (2) The Best and Worst: Class Snacks
September 19, 2008 - 1:00 pm
We all get the munchies from time to time. No, not just the “It’s 2 AM on a Friday, I’m seven drinks deep, how much does that pizza cost?” munchies, I’m talking about the “It’s 8 AM on a Tuesday and everyone in my lecture hall just looked at my stomach because it made a […]
Posted in body, Back to School
Comments (6) “She Had Back Problems, Man!”: Getting a Breast Reduction
September 10, 2008 - 9:30 am
You know that scene in Superbad, where Jonah Hill and Michael Cera are talking about the girl who got a breast reduction and Jonah Hill says, “Why would she do that? It’s like slapping God in the face.”
Well, several weeks ago, I “slapped God in the face.”
Sure, the road to recovery is a bumpy one: […]
Posted in body, reality
Comments (11) An Open Letter to “That Guy”
August 25, 2008 - 10:30 am
Dear “That Guy”,
Your ability to drink in excess and ruin 95% of pictures taken at parties gets me hot and bothered. I think it’s uhh… adorable that you maintain your appearance to the point where I question your sexual orientation. I guess I respect the fact that you tweeze, bleach and pluck more than me. […]
Posted in HaHa
Comments (5) My Breakup with Lauren Conrad
August 11, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Dear LC,
Dear Lauren Conrad,
Hey chica! First of all, I want to say I totally respect you as a person and I think your new cell phone commercial is… not vain and retarded? Anyway, I’m just writing this letter to you because I think we’ve reached a roadblock in our relationship. I think you’re a darling […]
Posted in HaHa, Other Stories
Comments (7) The Five Sweetest Summertimey Things!
August 2, 2008 - 11:30 am
Summer is not coming to a close! Do not listen to your television blaring “back to school” commercials at you! Keep on loving the sun and living the summertime life. Here are my five favorite things about summer - the good, the bad and the sweaty.
1. Venti Starbucks Iced Passion Tea Lemonade (with two pumps […]
Posted in Cool Stuff
Comments (5) Pimpin’ All Over the Presidency: Ludacris vs. Obama
August 1, 2008 - 9:55 am
I’m going to say what everyone is thinking. Ludacris is a modern day Shakespeare. Yeah, I said it, someone had to. If you don’t know every word to “Roll Out (My Business)” then I’m not sure you can be considered an American.
What could be better than a modern day Shakespeare? Pair him with today’s JFK […]
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