Author Archives: Melissa - College of Westchester


Halloween Costume Ideas That Don’t Require You to Look Like a Total Whore

I cannot lie - I am that girl who has used Halloween as an excuse to completely hooch it up.
My best friend even has a Top 10 Melissa Tramp Outfits, and there are easily three Halloween costumes on there. (Editor’s Note: So 70% of those outfits were a normal day? Awesome.)
So, in order to keep […]

The Five Hottest Couples in Hollywood

Okay, well, they’re the hottest for now, since we all know how quickly things can change. If I had to make this list a couple of years ago, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe (ohhh, RP, how I lust after you) would have been on for sure. And if I wrote this a few weeks ago, […]

Do You Have Sex Addiction?

David Duchovny has it. Halle Berry keeps getting involved with guys who have it. And you can supposedly add Michael Douglas, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and a slew of other celebs to the list(s). But really, what is sex addiction, and do you or I have it?
Sex addiction is not about having a lot […]

The Pros and Cons of Dressing Up for Class

I am one of those random girls who will wear dresses and skirts and too pretty/impractical shoes to class more often than not. Don’t get me wrong - I will absolutely show up in my gym clothes on occasion, but for the most part, I just prefer dressing up. Strangely enough, what I wear elicits […]

Katie Holmes Cry For Help/Diary, August 31

It might go against Scientology to record my thoughts but my thetan level is low enough that it might not matter until later, when I may become a master of the universe. I have to guess what the levels are called since Tom says that I’m not high enough in the order yet to know […]

Five Foods I Cannot Live Without (No Matter How Bad They Are For Me)

[I swear this is not a PMS list — though after compiling it I realized that’s exactly what it looks like.]
This is my tribute, my thank you, my ode to certain foods for being so delicious (albeit not very nutritious) that I consume them in mass quantities and therefore am forced to spend far more […]

Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary, August 23

So I know I haven’t written in like forever, but it’s time for me to tell you that me and Benji broke up. I totally thought that me and him would last - like I didn’t think that he’d mind that I had another boyfriend.
But whatever, I’m so over Benji and I am totally hearting […]

“America’s Next Top Model” Keeps Chugging Along

America’s Next Top Model is coming back for its 74th season!!
Okay, I’m exaggerating a little bit as Tyra ramps up for cycle 11. But there have been so many seasons that my beloved Fug Girls have chosen an all-star cast because the show seems to be less about modeling and more about being fierce and […]

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