Author Archives: Melissa - College of Westchester


“Bo Breaks and Tila is a Fake”: A Shot at Love 2 Recap, Episode 5

After an episode ending in a headbutt, this one starts with the lead up to and the whole fight. Chad also puched Bo. Twice. And hard.
Chad escorted out immediately and is off the show. They don’t f*ck around. I take back my wanting to have a drink with Chad.
Is Bo missing teeth? OMG, he is […]

Big Boobs versus Big Heart: Flavor of Love 3 Finale

And here it is – the finale that no one really cares about.
I’m calling Thing 2 for the win since he flew her ass out to France for this.
T2, Sinceer and Black are the last three standing either in France or in Fort Lauderdale, I still haven’t figured this out. Someone’s going home in the […]

Gimmie More Mad Max: Brit and Mel, Together At Last

The crazy train that is Mel Gibson, Britney and her dad arrived in Costa Rica this morning to stay in Mel’s home for a mini-vacation.
Before I found out that Mel Gibson was indeed crazy, I would have been high-fiving Britney Spears in my head upon hearing this news. In fact, I might have still high-fived […]

POP!: CC’s Weekly Round Up of all Things Pop Culture

Hottie of the week
Helloooo, Robert Downey, Jr. He gets this because he’s hot. And Iron Man rocked.
My clip of the week
Thank you, Amy Poehler. It’s kinda wrong but kinda right and this is coming from a Hillary supporter.
Song of the week
Rihanna, “Take a Bow.” Whatever you say, Billboard Singles Charts.
Why am I […]

Let’s Get Soaking Wet: A Shot at Love 2 Recap, Episode 4

Last time: pig vagina and nausea.
This episode: 12 people remain. Everyone makes it sound like the competition is really serious but they’ve been there for like 4 days so I don’t believe them. Tila leaves a bowl of questions out for everyone to answer. Shockingly, all of the questions are sex related. Until […]

“France or Florida?”: FOL 3 Recap, Episode 13

So they are going to France. I really hope that in this episode that there is some action. Funny, violent, I don’t care. And I don’t care if it comes from the girls, from French bystanders - just give me something to care about in this hour.
I tune in and the three girls are outside; […]

Biathletes and Blue Balls: A Shot at Love 2 Recap, Episode 3

Let’s just cut to it - sixteen people are left in that bed.
Their challenge for the day is a biathlon and with that, I am over the whole Tila’s bi thing and it’s only episode three. Tila looks bored as she announces that it’s boys versus girls. What do pearl necklaces and blue balls have […]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ: FOL 3 Recap, Episode 12

I forget to watch this show. If I remember that it’s on then I do things to avoid paying attention to it, like cleaning and school work. But I have to face this head on…
Ugh.
So for this episode, the parents are set to arrive and the ladies have to clean.
Seezinz discovered a toilet clogged with […]

Why I Am (Mostly) Afraid of Male Strippers

I have done sloppy second with a stripper. On stage. No, not on purpose.
I am not easily intimidated by guys. While I wouldn’t say that I have them completely figured out, I am confident with myself and with them to the point that I can talk to nearly any type of guy in any situation. […]

Shut Up and Strip: A Shot at Love 2 Recap, Episode 2

The show starts with Tila camera-faking that she is scared and excited that 15 guys and 15 girls are moving into her MTV house and I need to know how much she gets paid for this.
Why do they all sleep in one bed? I would kill myself with all of the random breathing and […]

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