Loading ...I know, I know, I missed episode ten. I guess that a Thing went home for what I presume was banging her ex like five minutes before she got to the house. Onward…
Oh, so I also missed the first twenty minutes of this episode, but I’m sick so please cut me some slack. I tune […]
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“Raise Your Glasses for Four Remaining A**es”, FOL 3 Recap: Episode 11
April 23, 2008 - 5:30 pm
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Comments (0) “It’s Awesome and I’m Horny” ROL 2 Reunion
April 22, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Yeah, I do not concur with Bret on that.
I missed the first four minutes of the show but that doesn’t matter because my Trantastique is back with the subtitles! I’ve missed her so. Aubrey calls her a man and Bret insists that Trantastique is all woman which is kind of terrfying if you think […]
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Comments (4) “The Blow Fish VS The Mean Girl” — ROL 2: THE FINALE!
April 15, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Let’s just get right into this. I’m calling Daisy the Blow Fish/Skank Spice/Stripper with the Plastic Face for the win.
The show starts with the elimination that we saw from the previous episode, with Bret telling Ambre and Daisy to pack it up for Cancun. Bret’s excited because VH1 planned some great stuff at the Me […]
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Comments (1) “Three Weddings and a Eugoogoly”, FOL 3 Recap: Episode 9
April 14, 2008 - 11:30 am
Again, I saw the end well before I saw the beginning.
It’s a brand new day in the house and Hotlanta gets a call telling her that she’s going to be evicted. Dude, pay your rent – don’t use the cash to go on a reality show.
The challenge for this episode is ridiculous – like more […]
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Comments (1) “Do You Got A GED?!”, FOL3 Recap: Episode 8
April 8, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Last time, four new broads showed up in the house because the original season girls weren’t pretty enough.
Of course the originals think that these girls have nothing on them. Let the naming re-begin:
First girl is called Black because that’s what she’s wearing.
Second is Prototype because she says that she’s perfect.
Third one calls herself Luscious D.
The […]
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Comments (0) “I Can’t Believe I Lied to Bret”: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 11
April 7, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Last time: we found out that Daisy is a stripper and Jessica went home.
Morning: everyone is back at the house quietly eating breakfast. Destiney isn’t wearing make up and she looks fantastic without it. Big John comes in with three buckets for them to clean the house because someone they know is coming. Daisy is […]
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Comments (3) CAN You F**K Someone Up With Your Stretch Marks? FOL 3 Recap: Episode 7
April 5, 2008 - 3:00 pm
Remember last time? Yeah, I try to forget about it, too.
Flav starts the day by telling the girls that he wants them to star in a FOL 3 calendar. Oh, no.
Buckwild and Saaphyri enter - Flav brought them in because they are entrepreneurs. Buckwild, who, in her words, “dresses like a slot machine” has […]
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Comments (0) Groupies R Us: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 10
April 2, 2008 - 5:24 pm
Last time, Heather and the exes tore through the house and stupid Megan finally went home.
Morning: The final four + Heather and Destiney’s hat remain and they all depart for Vegas in a learjet. I forgot that they did the Vegas thing during the first cycle of this show. No shock that they are staying […]
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Comments (0) Paris Hilton Blackberry Diary: April 2, 2008
April 2, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Dear Blackberry,
I have been sooooo busy; I totally haven’t been able to write to you until now! Like I’ve even been too busy for Benji and I totally love him. Not like I love you or Tink or myself. Or all of my mirrors. And my car. And my reflection in store windows. But I […]
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Comments (1) “You Owe Me Like $1000″ FOL 3 Recap: Episode 6
March 30, 2008 - 1:00 pm
Myammee starts us off where we left off by “stepping it up.” Stepping it up always involves some level of naked. She puts on a bikini and knocks on Flav’s door - but Flav needs to drop a deuce and “set up” for her before letting her into his room. No, for serious.
And setting […]
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