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No Link to Her Myspace: A Shot at Love 2 Recap, Episode 1

I did not watch season one and I was very proud of myself until I decided that I needed to fill the void that ROL and Bret were leaving in my heart and TV time.
Oh, Tila, maybe this time it will work for you.
So Tila is newly single and 15 guys and 15 girls arrive […]

“Raise Your Glasses for Four Remaining A**es”, FOL 3 Recap: Episode 11

I know, I know, I missed episode ten. I guess that a Thing went home for what I presume was banging her ex like five minutes before she got to the house. Onward…
Oh, so I also missed the first twenty minutes of this episode, but I’m sick so please cut me some slack. I tune […]

“It’s Awesome and I’m Horny” ROL 2 Reunion

Yeah, I do not concur with Bret on that.
I missed the first four minutes of the show but that doesn’t matter because my Trantastique is back with the subtitles! I’ve missed her so. Aubrey calls her a man and Bret insists that Trantastique is all woman which is kind of terrfying if you think […]

“The Blow Fish VS The Mean Girl” — ROL 2: THE FINALE!

Let’s just get right into this. I’m calling Daisy the Blow Fish/Skank Spice/Stripper with the Plastic Face for the win.
The show starts with the elimination that we saw from the previous episode, with Bret telling Ambre and Daisy to pack it up for Cancun. Bret’s excited because VH1 planned some great stuff at the Me […]

“Three Weddings and a Eugoogoly”, FOL 3 Recap: Episode 9

Again, I saw the end well before I saw the beginning.
It’s a brand new day in the house and Hotlanta gets a call telling her that she’s going to be evicted. Dude, pay your rent – don’t use the cash to go on a reality show.
The challenge for this episode is ridiculous – like more […]

“Do You Got A GED?!”, FOL3 Recap: Episode 8

Last time, four new broads showed up in the house because the original season girls weren’t pretty enough.
Of course the originals think that these girls have nothing on them. Let the naming re-begin:
First girl is called Black because that’s what she’s wearing.
Second is Prototype because she says that she’s perfect.
Third one calls herself Luscious D.
The […]

“I Can’t Believe I Lied to Bret”: ROL 2 Recap: Episode 11

Last time: we found out that Daisy is a stripper and Jessica went home.
Morning: everyone is back at the house quietly eating breakfast. Destiney isn’t wearing make up and she looks fantastic without it. Big John comes in with three buckets for them to clean the house because someone they know is coming. Daisy is […]

CAN You F**K Someone Up With Your Stretch Marks? FOL 3 Recap: Episode 7

Remember last time? Yeah, I try to forget about it, too.
Flav starts the day by telling the girls that he wants them to star in a FOL 3 calendar. Oh, no.
Buckwild and Saaphyri enter - Flav brought them in because they are entrepreneurs. Buckwild, who, in her words, “dresses like a slot machine” has […]

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