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Author Archives: Rory - University of Oregon


A New Addition To The “Small Enough To Fit In Your Purse” Pets

There is a new trend-setting pet on the rise, and it isnt a pup for your hobo bag. While it isn’t the coziest little critter, it’s still cute. Allow me to introduce you to the hedgehog. Sure, most people probably conger up some mental image of a cross-breed of Sonic and a porcupine, […]

Romantic Comedies, Have You Set The Bar Too High?

As a little girl, when my parents wanted a little quiet time, instead of popping in a Wee-Sing video they put on Dirty Dancing or Grease. By the time I was eight I could recite every line. And while the abortion references escaped me, the whole good girl can change a bad boy idea did […]

Text-Etiquette, Am I Asking 4 2 Much?

This weekend I met a guy. He is cute, funny, and 6′1″ – we exchanged numbers, and things were looking good.
Then at the end of the night as I was falling asleep, my phone chirped to inform me of a new text, from my new guy, “Great 2 meet u.”
Damn. And he had so much […]

Want a better boyfriend? Go Slumming (in the looks department that is,)

 

We have all seen those mismatched couples from time to time, the beautiful, could-be model, and her boyfriend - who compared to her has a striking resemblance to Steve Buscemi. Yes, we’ve seen those lovebirds, and while there is a moment of silent “thank God that girl is off the market” (because, sometimes it’s a […]

My New Haircut (Caution, Explicit and Hilariously Familiar Dialogue)

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling across the stereotypical d-bag AKA Guido AKA meathead AKA frat boy, you probably also had the pleasure of wondering if perhaps showering in bleach will burn the creep-residue off your skin.
Identified by his spiked hair, popped collar, big muscles, and a tan that looks like he […]

Pickup Lines: A Lost Art?

To some, pickup lines are irritating, to others, they’re a welcome invitation, and to still others, they can even be insulting. Personally, while there is a slim likelihood of taking a guy seriously after he throws out a clichéd line, I do enjoy a good laugh from those that are unique.
Enter last weekend. While […]

Hottie Spotting at Your Favorite Coffee Scene: How to Weed Out the Losers

Years of coffee drinking and way too many hours at my local Starbucks has instilled in me few quarks: a sever caffeine addiction, height maxing out at a towering 5 foot 2 inches, and a fine-tuned sixth sense on identifying loser guys based on their coffee drink of choice.
Allow me to fill you in on […]

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