Loading ...Ah, love. It sweeps through you with undeniable force, filling you alternately with euphoria and dread, making it impossible to concentrate, hold a conversation, or think of anything other than your glorious union with that dude you’ve been boning for the last week and a half. Basically, love is Alzheimer’s.
It provides all the benefits of […]
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Stranger Danger: 4 Signs You Shouldn’t Be Dating Him
September 12, 2008 - 9:30 am
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Comments (4) The Best Case Against Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin
September 5, 2008 - 9:30 am
Much has happened since John McCain selected Sarah Palin to be his Vice President, having chosen her after an extensive vetting process composed of… oh, I don’t know, picking her name out of a hat, perhaps, or a lively session of “Spin the Bottle” with all available candidates. Back in those days – the halcyon, […]
Posted in reality, news
Comments (51) You Made Crazy Grandma Cry: Camille Paglia vs. Feminism, Again
July 3, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Say, have you heard of Camille Paglia? If not, good news: it turns out that you are not old. You’ve also, apparently, managed to avoid the massive headaches that she’s been inflicting on thinking people for the better part of the last two decades. Now, for the bad news: she’s back, and she’s aiming to […]
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Comments (6) I, Slut: Girl-on-Girl Name-Calling
June 22, 2008 - 2:00 pm
Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.
No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to […]
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Comments (51) Exercise + Danger = Fun: The Joys of City Biking
June 20, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Fact: exercise is boring. I know, I know: it clears your mind, gives you an endorphin high, keeps you from dying young, and so on. Still, at the end of the day, you’ve wasted valuable whiskey money on a gym membership so that you can run for hours on a treadmill that takes you, by […]
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Comments (5) My Dinner With Maxim
June 11, 2008 - 4:30 pm
In my time, I’ve made fun of Maxim. I got a kick out of the chicken-greased girls on the covers, the silly headlines, the boobs-and-beer aesthetic of it all. My understanding was that Maxim addressed its readers as if they were lecherous frat boys with grades that didn’t pass muster, incapable of understanding any […]
Posted in reality, HaHa
Comments (4) Katy: You Kissed A Girl. We Get That. But Why?
June 8, 2008 - 1:00 pm
So, have you ever broken up with someone, and sworn to stay friends with him or her? Have you ever fallen out of touch with that someone, and decided to catch up on his or her life by looking at Flickr? When you found that person’s Flickr, did you happen to see several drugged-up hipster […]
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Comments (5) I Farted, But You Stink: John Sellers Decides Who’s Sexy
June 3, 2008 - 4:30 pm
Ladies of the world: stop your farting. Also, stop burping, spitting, sweating, and digesting food. Details writer John Sellers has spoken, and it’s bad news: we are not getting him off.
I know! I know! Everything that I do is intended to give John Sellers – and, by extension, all men – raging boners. I […]
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Comments (1) Mr. Right Iz Here. In My Apartment. It’s Wonderful
May 26, 2008 - 5:30 pm
In my most recent article, I discussed the fact that my boyfriend does not read what I post here. As I am a delicate, ladylike and discreet young woman, I did not publish his name – or, for that matter, any details that could have identified him to the reading public.
I have good news for […]
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Comments (9) The Sad Ballad of Josh and Emily, or: No, You May Not Read My Blog, or: Broken Condom = Internet Gold
May 24, 2008 - 1:30 pm
So, have you heard about Josh Stein and Emily Gould?
Don’t worry. You will. And soon.
The New York Times Magazine is running a cover piece by Gould this Sunday. It’s ostensibly about “the dangers of oversharing on the Internet,” and is actually the culmination of a breakup sadder and less significant than anyone could possibly […]
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