In case you’ve been left out of the loop, Going.com is a website dedicated to the sheer pleasure of being young in the city- any city! They cover New York, Boston, Los Angeles, Chicago–even San Fran. For those who feel slightly skeptical of enjoying an unplanned night, this site is gold.
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Breaking News: Paparazzi Sleeping With One Eye Open
Oops, she did it again.
Honestly, I’m one of the few that think Britney’s crazy antics lately have been absolutely glorious. Obviously, she just got tired of all the paps and ruthless tabloids and decided to flip them the big fat bird. Good for you Brit, lose your mind all you want!
Personally, I always loved Spears […]
Amanda Bynes: Dear God, Why?
Paris Hilton has recently directed her career in a new direction, exploring the field of neural surgery. …Kidding! Because it’s actually worse.
Nickelodeon sweetheart (has-been? has-she-ever-been?) Amanda ‘A is for awkward’ Bynes will be introducing her new clothing line, Dear, in Steve & Barry’s stores on August 16th. Police are still in the process of investigating […]
Porno Problem: Jameson Opts Out of Her Own Film?
If you don’t know who Jenna Jameson is, then good for you you clear-minded, tasteful lady, you! The famed & fortuned porno star recently enlisted Hollywood hoochie Scarlett Johansson to play the ‘honorable’ role of Jameson herself.The movie will be based on Jameson’s bestselling autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.
I’m happy to […]
Drunk Astronauts Give New Meaning to AirSick Bags
In the wonderful world (bubble) of a college student, it seems very little can be accomplished without an adequate “pregame” beforehand. It’s common to hear exchanges like,
“Wanna go bowling tonight?”
“Dude yea! Let’s pregame!”
“We should go see that new horror flick guys.”
“Hell yea, but it’ll be ten times scarier if we smoke the herb first!”
“Putt Putt?”
“Tequila!”
So […]
The Mullet: Making a Comeback?
Having a best friend whose ridiculously good-humored father has had a gloriously well-kept mullet for years now, I have become quite appreciative of the ballsy hairstyle. For all the nay-sayers, I have five words: better than a bowl cut! After all, who wouldn’t be fond of a little business up front, a lotta party in […]
These Boys Don’t Give Up
Backstreets back, alright!
These boy-banders evidently refuse to give up. Sure, Nick Carter briefly dated D-lister Kathy Griffin, and A.J. McClean might’ve gone on Oprah to recount his drug addictions & battle with alcoholism, but these boys are all, (well, almost all, Kevin Richardson – the old one - opted out, wisely so) determined to reclaim […]
Girls Don’t Like Boys…Girls Like Cars & $$$
As if it wasn’t hard enough to weed out all the sketchies at the bar already, we now have something else to be suspicious of. His phone number.Well, not the actual number, but what he writes it on.
There’s no doubt in my mind that the creator of these Custom Fake Receipts must be some, graduated […]
Who Doesn’t Wanna Be MADE?
Who doesn’t enjoy rerun episodes of MADE on MTV? Sure, the show got annoyingly repetitive and started selling out near the end of the series, (what MTV shows don’t? Believe it or not the Real World used to have something to do with its title. And MTV stands for music television…ironic I know.) but overall […]
Tan Line Taboo, Introducing the Strapless Sandal
Huh? Strapless sandals. Need I say more? Well since this would make for a pretty lame blog if I didn’t, I will.
Have you ever been out in the sun so long that you get those annoying flip flop strap tan lines? Like while you’re spending Friday’s paycheck “wisely” on all those cute little outdoor stands […]
