Loading ...As if it’s not hard enough to act nonchalant when a big beefy bouncer is inspecting your fakey out front of a bar, *cue bored yawn and a glance at your watch* (hopefully he doesn’t notice that the hologram’s actually the word VOID in comic sans), but how many times have you been ignored by […]
Author Archives: Solmaaz - UMASS
I’m a trip. I bite my nails, am slave to an unhealthy burrito addiction, always appreciate a decent pub crawl, enjoy dancing ridiculously off-beat, & hope you enjoy my blogs peaches 
Summer Bummer? 5 Ways to Spice Things Up
June 26, 2007 - 10:30 am
As a strong advocate for play time, I am always up for anything spontaneous. Whether it’s something simple like skipping class to go on an impromptu shopping extravaganza with my closest lady friends, or more daring like impulsively deciding to go bungee jumping in a skirt (A feat my mother has accomplished at the ripe […]
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Comments (1) The Thrill of the Chased (You’re Too Hot to Work For It)
June 25, 2007 - 6:00 pm
College is undoubtedly the era of ambiguous relationships, blurred boundaries, commitment phobia, and cheating cheating cheating.
I met this guy out one night during my freshman year and we really hit it off. Red cups in hand, making some great intoxicated conversation when he suddenly declared, “You’re definitely a breakfast girl.”
Unsure what this meant, I curiously […]
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Comments (0) Totally Bizarre Internship Chronicles Part II
June 25, 2007 - 2:00 pm
Day thirteen at this cracked out music television internship and I can’t seem to find a mode of normalcy. I’d like to think of myself as a fairly spontaneous adventure-seeking type. The every day conundrum, mundane schedules and habitual routine I follow during the school year tends to make me delirious and in need of […]
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Comments (1) Jennifer Aniston OD’s on Smart Water
June 20, 2007 - 3:10 pm
Day after day, we see paparazzi shots of celebrities walking their dogs or heading into dance rehearsal. It’s been engrained in our minds, for some twisted reason, to care…whether it be what they’re wearing, who they’re with, or maybe they’re pregnant!?!?!
In these snapshots, the paparazzi is unintentionally creating free publicity for the brands these celebrities […]
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Comments (0) These Shoes are Made for Driving.
June 20, 2007 - 1:14 pm
The true college experience demands bar hopping or clubbing with a pair of incredibly adorable stilettos on. (Did I just succeed in the most shallow first-liner ever?) They probably cost a ridiculous amount (month’s worth of paychecks to be exact), but for a 5’3” little one like myself, an amazing pair of stilettos can make […]
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Comments (2) Age… Just a Number?
June 18, 2007 - 3:20 pm
I’ve always been a firm supporter of the phrase, “It’s five o’clock somewhere,” it is almost like a mantra to me.
Whether it was the mimosa I’d sip on Monday morning before class, blind-eyed to my roommate’s disapproving glares, or spiking my Coke with a little nip of rum in the dining commons at lunch to […]
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Comments (0) Behind the Behind the Scenes: Totally Bizarre Internship Chronicles
June 15, 2007 - 3:30 pm
I find myself sitting in a squishy rolly contraption that resembles more of a throne than an office desk chair, but I’m feeling far from royal. First day at this internship, and I’m already wondering what the hell I was thinking signing up for such summer suicide.
Granted, for someone on the outside looking in, I […]
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