The Hotties of Rosh Hashanah

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Today is the first full day of Rosh Hashanah, which means that I just spent 4 hours thanking God for everything he has given me in the past year (followed, of course, by a large and delicious meal). While in synogogue, I thanked the Big Guy upstairs for my family, my friends, my education and the fact that my money is still safe in a bank somewhere.

I also thanked him for my wonderful job, my great hair and the awesome deal I got on that green pashmina I wore to services.

I thought I covered it all until I got home and realized I left a major “Thank You, GOD” out: a hearty thank you for all the super hot Jews in Hollywood. And for the DVR that allows me to record them, the iPod that allows me to hear them and the vivid dreams that allow me to…er…interact with them.

It doesn’t matter if you are Jewish, Christian, Hindu, or Agnostic; I think we all owe someone a giant thank you for these boys. (Click on the pic for more delicious pics!)

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13 Comments

  1. J - NYU says :

    Does Jeremy Piven know we are his official fan site now? We’re so Pro-P he should PAY us.

    Or like, send us naked pictures…

  2. Kathryn S says :

    Maybe he can donate his body to CC… you know, and one lucky reader can have her way with him?

  3. Kat says :

    wow adam levine…he is the hottness

  4. melanie says :

    i second the naked picture motion.
    petition anyone?? lool

  5. Sara C - Fordham says :

    AMEN to Jeremy Piven. AMEN.

  6. Sophie says :

    BEST mix of guys ever! Adam Levine!? J.P.!? Ah, I am bookmarking THIS!

  7. Lauren, University of Michigan says :

    Yeah we jews can sure produce some serious hotties. I am gonna think of this as i sit through another 4 hours of prayer tomorrow morning.

  8. Emma says :

    Harrison Ford is only half Jewish and Daniel Radcliffe isn’t. I know I’m not the only gal who saw his uncircumcised magic wand in the naked Equus pics.

  9. J - NYU says :

    Oh man…even if Radcliffe isn’t Jewish, putting him on here just for Emma’s comment was worth it.

  10. Lauren, University of Michigan says :

    Daniel Radcliffe’s mom is jewish, and even Halfies are something worth celebrating.

  11. Sassy says :

    His mom is jewish so according to jewish law he is a jew. even if he converted, even if he wasn’t religious, jewish law says he is a jew.

  12. Katherine says :

    joseph gordon levitt… mmmMMMMmmm..

  13. Mike says :

    The naked Equus pictures were obviously photoshopped. People who actually saw Radcliffe on stage say he is indeed circumcized.

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