Paris Hilton’s New Song Will Burn Your Ears Off

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Sigh.  It’s been a long day here in the CC office, so long that we’re really having a hard time keeping ourselves from bursting into tears after listening to Paris Hilton’s new song “My BFF” [listen to the whole thing HERE].

I mean, we’re really trying to keep it together.

Is this song a publicity stunt?  Will we be forced to hear it blaring from the earbuds of the person sitting next to us on the bus tomorrow?  Is the world really so effed up that ear poison like this is allowed to be manufactured?

Dear God…why?

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5 Comments

  1. Kathryn S says :

    Ewwww… nice camel toe, Paris.

  2. Lauren, University of Michigan says :

    OMG i was JUST gonna say the same thing!

  3. asheley says :

    Sooooo bad!

    This is pretty good though:

    http://givemeamillionparishilton.com/

    I wanna see the talentless bimbo give it up so pass it on!

  4. Kristy says :

    Did they photoshop that camel toe in??!!

  5. (The Other) Laura says :

    I foresee all future trips to the mall being cut short as soon as this crap comes blaring out of the speakers of the stores that always try to play the ‘trendy’ music. ick. I shut it off at about half way through.

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