Loading ...Being a celebrity no doubt makes otherwise normal people completely effing insane. All those flashbulbs, all that attention, adoring fans throwing themselves at your feet (and towards your bed)…it’s no wonder so many famous people have egos to the size of their bank accounts.
Ego and rock’n'roll usually go hand in hand, but there are certain artists who defy expectations in the douchebag department. Certain rockers who just can’t keep their mouths shut — whether there’s a stage mic or a report’s mic in front of them. Certain dudes who make our top 5 Cockiest Rocker Dbags.
Remember this douche? Yah. Not many people do. For some reason Oasis is still making music, but the only thing we ever heard when we looked at them were the words “ugly” and “all-our-songs-sound-the-same“
4) Gene Simmons
A few months ago, Simmons recorded a sex tape that made just about everyone I know puke up their lunch. Sure, KISS was a good band, but saying things like “every other band should be wiping my ass” is just pure Dbag material — especially if you look like your face is made of wax that’s melting.
3) Little Richard
Little Richard and his tiny moustache made some good music in his day, but you wouldn’t exactly consider him “the architect of rock ‘n’ roll,” would you? The architect of tacky sequined jackets? Sure! The architect of upper lip hair? Yup! Well, it doesn’t matter what you’d consider, because Little Richard knows.
2) Kanye
No lie, Kanye knows music — or at least his kind of music. He’s got a certain genre pretty much covered, but that doesn’t mean that he’s the most popular rocker of all time. I mean, if he was, my mom would know who he is…and I’m pretty sure if I said Kanye to to my mom, she’d asked if that was a type of take-out I can only get in NYC.
1) John Lennon
He has to be #1. Because he tried to take on Jesus. And look…you just don’t take on Jesus. I mean, can you walk on water, buddy? I don’t think so. That guy is totally in the popular clique of the Cosmos.
Any other rocker Dbags we should know about?
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I LOVE OASIS….just sayin…hahaa
all their songs sound similar, but ppl say the same thing about pearl jam and YOU know Eddie Veddar is a godddd
I love Gene Simmons. And Oasis. And Lennon.
Despite their cocky-ness.
In fairness, Lennon WAS the walrus.
Yeah, c’mon… let’s not take shots at the deceased… Okay, maybe that was a little tactless, but you get the picture. After all, Lennon did publicly apologize for his “Jesus” comment. Let it be.
lennon is legitimately better than jesus.
lennon only has one serial killer under his belt. jesus has at least a bajillion (estimated figure.)
Word up to Oasis fans. Not crazy about the Gallaghers, but I love Oasis.
love love love kanye even though he is a massive douchebag…
i contest jesus walked on water, so magic aside, I have more of lennon’s work in my home than “jesus’”
“lennon is legitimately better than jesus.
lennon only has one serial killer under his belt. jesus has at least a bajillion (estimated figure.)”
“i contest jesus walked on water, so magic aside, I have more of lennon’s work in my home than “jesus’”
haha DITTO to both!
um Lennon is no way as popular as Jesus Christ.
and im just curious but when did john Lennon die for your sins?
oh,right never..
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