Chris Angel: Mindfreak—and stalker?

The weird magician, who just recently escaped from a concrete block suspended in the middle of Times Square (no, I didn’t go watch it. I had other things to do. Like de-hair my couch), has a bit of a thing for actress Cameron Diaz.

The two were recently reported together a few weeks ago in Las Vegas, “canoodling”, “snuggling”, and other stupid words for 48 hours straight. Then Diaz packed up and went on the Shrek tour, and Angel became freakily attached.

“I’d like to dedicate this to my girl Trouble, a.k.a Cameron.” Angel shouted as soon as he escaped his concrete publicity stunt last Monday, “I love you, baby.”

Huh? What? Love?!

When pressed to specify further, Angel backtracked with the old, “she’s an amazing person” statement and refused to give any more details.

Either this guy is using Diaz for publicity, or likes to fall in love after a weekend. Any way the cookie crumbles, I think the girl should run. A relationship with an obsessive, desperate guy who has found a way to walk on water is guaranteed to end very, very badly.