Lindsay Lohan has many things I do not have: a fancy car, personal make-up artist, famous friends, millions of dollars and a coke problem — just to name a few.

There’s one thing, though, that I had and she won’t: a 21st birthday bash!

Us Weekly reports that Lindsay (or her reps) have decided to cancel her much talked about birthday that was supposed to take place at PURE Nightclub in Vegas on July 2nd.

A spokesperson for the nightclub said, “We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time. Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been cancelled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.”

Prior to the cancellation, Lindsay was under contract and was going to be paid for having her birthday at PURE. Are you kidding me. I mean, I understand her 21st birthday is a HUGE deal, considering it is Lohan, and 21 is a big year, but….I think we’ve passed the point of underage drinking with this girl. Obviously. Did she really need to get paid for doing what she does on a nightly basis anyway?

I think this is a good move for our pal, Lindz. Good, safe decision on her part, and just like the PURE spokesperson said, I’m sure the “work relationship” between the current rehabber and Vegas hot spot will come together once again.

But for now, (or until her 21st birthday at least) Lindsay will remain at Promises Rehab and will most likely celebrate with a well-deserved cigarette - booze, coke and knives-free.