Brittany Spears is weird.

I think we all know that now. Either she was stupid and misguided from the beginning and her agents / managers / parents / assistants / bodyguards kept her from really showing it, or something has recently gone very, very wrong in that hat-covered head of hers.

Case in point:

A few days ago, a message popped up on Spears’ website apologizing for attacking paparazzi in early February. If you saw the footage (which kind of reminds me of some scenes in 28 Days), a then-bald Spears jumped out of her car after being chased by photographers and went after them with a giant umbrella.

The situation itself was strange enough, but now this mother of two has gone and made is super strange.

“I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella,” the once sexy singer wrote. “I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.”

So, besides weird grammatical choices, the once divorced / many times pantiless star admits she takes possible move roles so seriously she’s unable to separate fiction from real life.

I’m sure everyone in Camp Britney (if there’s anyone left) is just thrilled this is how Ms. Spears chooses to defend her actions.

Here’s hoping someone comes to the aid of this certifiably insane starlet, and soon. I don’t know how many more of these nonsensical personal statements I can take.