Lindsay Lohan may not be a role model in the traditional sense, but if there’s one thing that we can learn from our favorite recently rehabbed starlet it’s this: Confessing your undying love on MySpace never turns out well. Ever.

According to Star, Linds and her BFF DJ Samantha Ronson are in the midst of a sordid affair — complete with love confessions via blogs and comments and have been for quite awhile now.

Wow, the stars really ARE just like us!

Any of this sound famaliar?

The following were all sent by Ms. Lohan. Try not to judge.

• “Your all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live?”

• “I love you. You love me. Why don’t we f*@k and make a family?”

• “Babe, don’t leave me like this. I F*@KING LOVE YOU!”

Yikes. Nothing like letting it all hang out, huh Lindsay? The story goes that Samantha told Lindsay that she’d be with her if she just told her that she loved her. Additionaly, Sam also thinks Lindsay needs someone who can help her lay off the hard stuff, which apparently Sam can’t (won’t?) do.

Don’t worry, there’s plently of fish in the sea. Even some you haven’t already been with!

Stay strong!