Victoria Beckham is coming to America! Well, technically, she’s already here.

Some may not be as excited as others, but I watched NBC’s one-hour special on Posh’s arrival, and let me tell you–you judged the woman a bit too soon.

Right off the bat, it’s so obvious that Victoria knows exactly what she’s doing. Surrounded by her hairdresser and other staff (but, unfortunately not David) Posh immediately hires a new assistant who “cannot be too pretty or too thin.” Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Probably that this woman could not be more vain, right?

Please.

Take a minute to recognize her sarcasm, and after you do, realize that she’s kind of right. If her assistant causes any kind of media stir it would only end up making Posh’s life more chaotic. Defeats the purpose, right?

And the hilarity! Victoria is one funny bitch. After talking her way out of cheating on her driver’s test, she gets invited to a socialite’s lunch where she proceeds to visit with rich old ladies who do dolphin calls.

Then she gets wasted.

She visits Perez Hilton because she wanted to see why he does what he does and later visits a sex shop to buy a blow up doll to fool the paparazzi. She even threw the first pitch at an LA Dodgers game…in platform sneakers. Even the boring parts where she goes shopping were entertaining purely because this woman is so refreshingly unapologetic about her life that it makes me sick.

And besides her infectious personality, Victoria is a mother and wife before anything else. You couldn’t go five minutes without hearing about how she missed her family back in Europe—and I loved it. By the time they were reunited you were invested in her life…at least me and my friends were.

NBC may not air an entire series of the Beckham’s big move to the States, but here’s hoping there’s another special sometime soon.

You know, with the entire family.