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Zac Efron has fans. And some of them may have rabies.
Given the obscene amount of comments (perhaps the most CC has ever received on one article? At least with the most spelling mistakes) connected to my first blog about this 17-year-old sugar coated star, I’m a little afraid to have another go.
But what the hell. I’m a troublemaker.
According to half a dozen angry rants, I don’t know Zac at all, he’s an amazing actor, his body just oozes hotness, and anyone who comes close to insulting him is wasting the world’s time—because he is loved by all.
So here’s what I did. I held my breath, typed his name into Google, and ventured out onto the Internet Superhighway to find out about all things Efron. Would recent pictures prove to me that he is indeed hotter than the sun? After reading a few interviews, would I be convinced of his supposed saintly goodness? And would I ever find out who Vanessa Hudgens was?
I’ll tell you one thing, wax figure or not, Z. Efron has got more websites devoted to him than Jenna Jameson (approximately. I didn’t actually do the math). He has certifiably grabbed the Tween market in two well manicured hands, and as long as he’s attached to Disney and stays away from the coke, seems destined to make little girls weep from joy for years.
But as a 24-year-old woman, I still don’t get it. I just don’t. And you know what, I don’t think I’m supposed to.
Most of this boy’s fans are young enough to be completely baffled by grammar, innocent enough to become enraged over a blog that may or may not defame him, and immature enough to miss the real gist of what my initial argument was. These girls (and boys?) are young, and just the way my generation was fooled by Lance Bass, and the generation before that by George Michael, they haven’t the experience to understand why some might consider their blessed Efron…less than manly.
Who knows if this newest Disney cherub is gay? And really, who cares? He’s rich, he’s obviously talented enough to garner attention, and will either mature like DiCaprio or fizzle out like Haim.
So abrasive, spelling-deficient Efron fans, let’s agree to disagree, alright? Go ahead and love a boy who can’t seem to grow facial hair, and I’ll go on thinking he spends more time getting ready in the morning than I do.
26 Comments
Haha very well put.
I agree to fight like hell.
This kid is doing more harm than good to himself. By fighting his homosexuality, this kid is going to fool himself into marrying some OTHER Disney sponsored fetus - and be wonderfully miserable until he hits around 30, MAYBE 40 - then start cheating on his wife Buffy with Pedro the poolboy.
I’ve seen it, it’s not pretty.
Zac…honey…take the A/C/E down to 14th, walk over to Club G. Find a cute boy, a little more fem than you, and just try it ONCE. Trust me honey - you will be ok.
u r sooo rite !!!!! I knew he was gay. v is just a coverup. he likes guys. he takes it up the tail pipes. lol * keep writing about gay Efron. u might make girls cry.but who really cares. thanks.
you should check out the picture of him on perezhilton from his rolling stone cover and then decide his hotness quotient
The pic on Rolling Stone is obvs photoshopped- I like this one bttr- more realistic;))))
Fine…Zac…I didn’t want to have to this, but FINE…
Ping me back and I will make you a man…THERE!
A little less cover-up, little less lip biting (maybe not when I am done with you) - a little more butch gayness. Girl, we are not all screaming queens, unless you are into that…which is a whole other meeting we could set up?
I know ladies, hate if you must…but she is one of us!
Gigglesnort.
I did like him in Hairspray, he acted exactly like the idiotic Link that I know and love.
I also think he is highly overrated. And the cover of rolling stone makes him look like he’s about 15. Slightly better than 12, but still terrible. Gotta love the sheeple though. Bleating along just like they’ve been trained.
Hilarious! but then again, every generation of teeny boppers need someone to love! Apart from that the Stones cover IS photoshopped, I don’t think he even knows what the basis and beliefs of Kabbalah are, so I don’t know why he’s wearing that annoying red string bracelet, and yup, he’s gay… my bet, he’ll be out the minute he leaves the Disney channel.
i don’t understand why you care he is just a tatlented young star who most younger kids, teens, and older adults like people are always calling him gay and stuff why because he likes to look good when he goes on tv and such if he didn’t look good he wouldn’t have as many fans because not all fans like him for the amazing talent that he has
the new rolling stone cover is heaven. im pretty sure it makes him look nineteen because im not too sure that twelve year olds have a hairy stomach?
this man is amazingly talented. and hes not gay.
Brittany, a bit of advice. If you want people to take you seriously online, use punctuation. Please. That goes for anyone else who is thinking about commenting on here about Zac-y boy.
This is what I don’t understand. It seems as though any man (be it, Zac Efron, Orlando Bloom etc.) is automaticallly labeled gay the minute he becomes famous enough for fan-girls. It’s happened to each and every one of the guys who has a fansite. But is there a point in writing these kinds of blogs? I mean, heaven forbid a straight, clean, mature guy have fangirls! What is he, supposed to look like a dirtbag on Rolling Stone… or maybe go on Jay Leno with a stained shirt and messed up nails and such? This boy is talented, and the way I see it, if you’re just going to bash the next guy with fan girls, than whats the point? If you have nothing smart to say, don’t say anything.
STOP!
All of u are just jealus.so shut up about him.hes my friend.and just beacuse u cant stand the fact he being rich and famous dont mean u have 2 go down on him.hes just like us.its just stupid.ur sayin returded stuff about him when u no ur just trash talkin cuz ur jealus.the way i and a whole lot of others c it.ur the gay ones makin stuff about him.he would kick half of yalls tails.
-im his firned and thats all i will say.
WTF Luke??? did u and all your commenting fag hags learn to type from the Chickfila Cows? kan i b ur speshal firned? PLEEZ?
zac i love you soooooooo much!
God, if anybody thinks he is gay, i will be extremely mad,not just because he is the most adorable thing but you are just being rude. there is nothing wrong with him. Even if there was, . it dosen’t mean you have to be cruel. I’m on his side, he is definately NOT gay
luv u zac
Luke…Luke…Luke
You illiterate bastard - get hooked on Phonics and be a real friend to my boyfriend…he’s still Zac-tastic in my book!
Talk to you soon Luke…XO
u haters are gay yourself.
To me, he really looks no less girly than Jared Leto. Let’s give all the sexually confused metros a break, shall we?
I think it’s funny that people are actually upset by the fact that other people think someone is gay. Just because someone is gay does not make them any less attractive or means something is “wrong” with them. It doesn’t mean anything other than they like other boys. it’s really not a big deal. I’m glad that some of you are “on his side” whatever the hell that means. Cus it’s such a war.
You are just just like every other journalist. You have to bash someone to get some hits. Delete the post if you want. But maybe you should think of the whole, “if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all” phrase or maybe the whole, “If you can’t say it to my face don’t say iT OR write it” Until you walk up to Zac Efron and say the crud you’re preaching I refuse to think you have any idea what you are talking about.
This, “So abrasive, spelling-deficient Efron fans, let’s agree to disagree, alright? Go ahead and love a boy who can’t seem to grow facial hair, and I’ll go on thinking he spends more time getting ready in the morning than I do.”
The guys wears three dollor jeans and t-shirts. Try picking on someone else. He is an almost 20 year old who acts like a normal guy. Get the !@#$ over these stupid attention grabbing articles..
~Brandi~
I too am a 24 for year old female but I SO heart Zac Efron.
But then again all of my friends/relatives call me a cradle robber (as I get older all of my bfs start to get younger and younger…26 then 21 then 19).
I will admit that you’re description of him was very similar to mine at first except that instead of referring to his look as wax-like I believe my exact words were “he has this creepy molded plastic face.”
In all honesty I probably would have this hardcore crush on him if it weren’t for “Hairspray” because no offense to those who loved HSM and HSM2 but in my opinion they were barely ok. Which is not to say that lame or cheesy movies can’t be super fun to watch at times. I mean my friends and I (sadly) still get a kick out of “Spice World” when we’re in the mood for it, lol.
Whether he’s gay or not…well I really don’t care. Even if he isn’t it’s not like he’d ever get w/me. Sad but true TT_TT
I’m perfectly happy to just look at him (even though I’m not really into him w/the sunstreaked cali boy floppy hair) and hope that he grows into a darker sexier look.
But until then I’ll have to stick w/dreaming of him while laying on my Zac Efron pillowcase, sighing over my Link Larkin calender, and shrieking in sheer horror everytime i accidentally bump into my lifesize cardboard cutout of him
Think what you will about Zac Efron and his skills, but I think it’s wrong to stereotype him. If he says he’s straight, let him be straight. If he says he’s gay, let him be gay.
Look closely at the pic if you ask me i say that Zac’s head was photo shopped in. I mean come on if Zac sat on that bench it would break ’cause he is so old (way older than me lol)
“What is he, supposed to look like a dirtbag on Rolling Stone” - Natalie
Umm… actually, I absolutely love it when dudes look like dirtbags on the cover of Rolling Stone. After all, RS is THE original rock mag and they can usually take pop tarts and make them look so dirty it’s hot. (Anyone remember the Christina Aguilera cover which she uses a strategically placed guitar and strategically placed hair to pose?)
Will you all shut up. This is coming from a guy,and I’d have to say any guy can be gay,he can have a girlfriend,and he can still be gay. I’m gay,and I act like a guy/straight guy. Haven’t you ever heard the hot guys are always gay? Well I’m one of them out of a million others. So deal with it. I’m not saying Zac is gay,I’m just saying he could be gay,straight,maybe even bi? - Evan www.myspace.com/acehasreturned
p.s.- the words gay,fag,and nigger should be banned. horrible words.
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