Who Wants to Date a FemiMan? I Do!!

Zac Efron is GayYesterday, we showed a picture of Zac Efron on the cover of Rolling Stone and said he looked gay. How rude!

Which brings me to this: gay or not (but totally gay), girls recently have been going for guys just like Zac.

Why, you ask? Why on EARTH would a normal, man-loving woman want a guy like Zac Efron?

Seriously, why?

Well, it’s not just because they’re pretty. It’s because, and get this - lots of women say that these “FemiMen” make better long-term partners!

Dailymail said, “A study found ‘masculine’ looking men were judged to be less faithful and worse parents. Similarly, psychologists found men with feminine facial features are seen as more committed and less likely to cheat on their partners.”

Wow! More committed? How ever would we spot one of these diamonds in the rough?

Apparently, these FemiMen have:

1) Fuller lips
2) Wider eyes
3) Thinner, curvier eyebrows
4) A nicer complexion
5) All-around girlier looking

So, basically, these studies are showing that women prefer guys who look more like girls - think “Metro,” but on a more scientific basis, of course.

This is stupid. I understand that meatheads make shitty boyfriends. Guys who come off and make the effort to appear all masculine and tough are usually just insecure douche bags unfit for relationships in the first place. But, come on! FEMIMEN??

Why would anyone want to be with a guy who has “thinner and curvier” eyebrows than ours - just because they look “healthier?” That difference of style and appearance is what makes the dynamics of male/female relationships work. There are actually guys out there who are guys - who look and act masculine, but make awesome long-term boyfriends, too!

These studies are just trying to make superficial excuses for women who go for those shitty, frat-tastic, meathead assholes, knowing they’re gonna get hurt in the end. It’s not about looks, it’s about genuine personality and finding some one who makes a good boyfriend/husband/dad no matter how thin his eyebrows may be.

I’m sorry, but as much as I don’t want to date a guy who thinks he’s all rough and tough, I don’t want to date a FemiMan, either. I want some one who will protect me, not some one who’s gonna guard his naturally luscious hair while I punch another guy in the face for grabbing my ass.

Like this guy. Yeah! He’ll protect me.

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9 Comments

  1. JESSICA says :

    That pic was supposed to be the real Rolling Stone Cover, but Disney wouldn’t have it.

  2. Ricardo says :

    I have made this poor girl my project…

    Zac, baby, if you are out there? Let us know…
    this our lovely digital Ouija board!

  3. Katie says :

    i wrote you a poem zac:

    roses are red.
    violets are blue.
    you’re gay.

  4. Wolfenhaus says :

    Damn kids, time to lay off the keyboard and get back to your homework. Seriously though, Zac’s got a good head with lots of talent. He’s going somewhere in life (good for you Efron). Who cares if hes gay or not. Zac’s the man. You all are fuckin lame, fat fuckin losers who masturbate to Zac wishing you could suck his fuckin cock, I guarantee it. Cause anyone with a head knows Zac’s got some real potential. Wash the fuckin cum off ur hands and get a fuckin life hermits.

  5. Baby bee says :

    That’s the best pic of him ever lol

  6. Rachellllll says :

    that’s some horrible photoshopping..

  7. Blake says :

    I thinks he is really hot and I am Wanking to a picture of him now!

    If he is gay I’m first in line to suck on his cock and give him some head!

  8. Anon says :

    Now I have seen some wierd sh!t in my life and I must say this is the oddest (and no I’m not gay) I mean there is no clear give-away that it could be photo shopped in but still dosen’t seem real IDK I’m gonna go get some coffee and then maby I’ll think clearly (god I’m up at 4:30 AM!!!)

  9. zack says :

    if you look on the website www.protopage.com/zacefron you will see a picture of his cock and look on fakes you will see corbin bleus cock and then look on share and it shows zac efron out side in the water hose nude and then he’s on the beach grabbing his penis email me back so i can here what you think about that

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