Turns out the platinum bleached babes of The Hills aren’t the only fakes! Surprised? Of course you’re not. In case you missed the last episode (and all 762 reruns since), Spencer Brat –I mean Pratt– spends “big bucks” (attempted borrowed bucks from pal Brody Jenner) on an engagement ring for his uber-fake girlfriend Heidi. Turns out, fake ring for the fake lady!

The fugly pink diamond that Pratt claimed identical to J.Lo’s legendary rock, is actually a lavender, lemon amethyst.

Dun dun dunnnn.

Apparently, he only dropped $2,890 for the sucker, chump change for someone of his undeserved reality TV “fame”. Douchebaggery business a little slow these days, Pratty?

Wonder how Heidi’s taking the news? One would suspect terribly, but let’s not kid ourselves. This is all for the publicity, people!

Can’t wait for the blow-out breakup…that we’ll all pretend we didn’t see coming.