• This little gadget sounds kind of gross, but if it does what it says it does then, sign me up! I’ll start saving my $375 now! (New York Magazine)

• You may be Smarter Than a 5th Grader, but are you drunker than a 4th grader? (WGAL)

• Wow, if I ever spend so much time on the internet that my spouse feels obliged to do this…well, then I guess I deserve it. (orange.co.uk)

• Leave it to young college co-eds to ban together and locate the missing camera of a hot chick. Shocking, really. Thanks Facebook! (UK Dailymail)

• Drug dealer sells broccoli to undercover cops…because he didn’t have any actual weed. He couldn’t “just say no”? (themorningcall.com)