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You know how when you’re working your waitress shift, some single, sexy millionaire famous guy picks you up and makes you his girlfriend?
Then he takes you on the red carpets and introduces you to all his hot, famous friends and takes you on vacations around the world and stuff?
Yea, me neither.
Apparently, for this chick, it’s not an unimaginable thing, cause George Clooney, world’s most eligible bachelor and #1 “DILF without the dad”, is now her boyfriend.
Sarah Lawson, who got into a motorcycle accident with Clooney a few days ago and got injured with a broken foot, was his cocktail waitress at the Moon nightclub in Vegas.
Gee, I wonder why he hit on her? Maybe it was the metallic bikini. Or the go-go boots.
The press has, of course, been trying to get in her biznass, and now there’s all this talk about the 28-year-old’s shady past - her being a “model,” or a stripper, or a dancer. Whatever she was….she snagged The Clooney! Hollywood’s like, most eligible bachelor, ever! Some girls have all the luck, even if it’s only temporary.
Sarah was also a past contestant on Fear Factor, and she won, along with her boyfriend at the time.
This weird-looking dude is probably kicking himself.
Screw this “career” thing, I’m going into cocktail waitressing.
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George grew up in celebrity surroundings. He saw more people fall than succeed in Hollyweird and politics. He is adamate about being hooked. He has a buffet of women from all over the world. Unlike Charlie Sheen who is an admitted sex addict, Clooney knows one woman is simply not enough. Many MILF
and DILF is the norm in celebrity land.
Hugh Hefner eating viagra like candy with women a quarter his age and Janice Dickinson entertaining serveral college age men is all the norm. I personally can tell you that Hollywierd and the theater is one huge orgy of sex,power,drugs,and egos. George has an enormous ego where it has been said he screams his own name during an orgasm. He will be fine and free untill he becomes less absorbed with himself.
Sarah Larson is fine! GC is a lucky ba$tard. Who cares if she is a cocktail waitress or not.
I hate Hollywood but don’t have any thing against GC. I just like to look at pics of his sexy girlfriend.
Nice job GC.
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