I woke up this morning, came to work, started surfing the internet…and now I have a few very important questions:
Who is J.R. Rotem? (besides a second rate music producer)
Why is he having sex with Britney Spears? (other than for drugs or money)
And most importantly, how is Britney’s drug-addled, sleep deprived, mess of a body carrying a third child?
Call me harsh if you want, but this isn’t about talking trash for the hell of it.
This is straight up sad. Tragic. Infuriating.
Not only because Britney’s life is in shambles and she doesn’t seem to notice, but because when it all come down to it…the girl is not on this planet.
Had Britney not been the most popular girl on the planet 7 years ago, she’d be on Maury, crying her eyes out backstage while the crowd booed her and Maury assured her that he’d help her find the real father.
But here is where my ranting ends because when it comes to addicts and the people who enable them (ahem…Rotem…) there is no getting through to them.
So instead, we’ve generated a picture of what this new bundle of joy is going to look like! I mean that’s all that really matters anyway because there’s an 95% chance this kid isn’t going to be sharp enough to rely on anything but looks.
Again…tragic.
The only question I have left is, who makes an uglier baby…K-Fed or J.R.? Or maybe it’s just Britney?
If she’s pregnant, should Britney have the baby?
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OMG> I hope Brit names her baby blanket.
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A cover story for In Touch magazine claims that Britney Spears is pregnant. The magazine claims producer J.R. Rotem is the father and texted In Touch to confirm the news. Britney’s pal Sam Lufti, who is attached to her at the hip, is saying these rumors are false, and today he sent the following text to Ryan Seacrest who read it on the air:
“It’s BS. Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake. We just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep.”
Consider this post a public service announcement. I wanted to make sure everyone knew the pregnancy rumors are totally false. God forbid, one of you thought it was true and decided to drink a cartridge of ink toner at work. That would be terrible. Unless you were drinking it because it’s delicious and you see right through the poison control center and all its lies. I know one time I had a glass of toner at work. I think it was when Jayden was born. Not only did I get to go home early, I spent all afternoon talking to my cat. That dude knows stuff.
Jewel~
Please provide me with your email address so I can say “I told you so” when she starts showing. Brittany was the most beautiful woman in the world a few years ago…now, she reminds me of some skank that works the streets….
You can ‘tell me so’ on here.
She is still denying the pregnancy.
Just because she’s a skank doesn’t mean she isn’t using birth control.
“Call me harsh if you want, but this isn’t about talking trash for the hell of it.
This is straight up sad. Tragic. Infuriating.”
Bwahahaha! That is tragic! Tragic that you actually care *that* much about Brit-Brit’s unborn love child to be “infuriated”. And yes, it is talking trash. You don’t know if half of the things written about her are true. Do you know her, personally? Then yes, it is talking trash and not just because you care oh so much.
This gives me the giggles. Whenever I feel pathetic, I just think of BS and her pregnant, often fat and drug-addled ass and I feel more secure in myself.
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