After an episode ending in a headbutt, this one starts with the lead up to and the whole fight. Chad also puched Bo. Twice. And hard.

Chad escorted out immediately and is off the show. They don’t f*ck around. I take back my wanting to have a drink with Chad.

Is Bo missing teeth? OMG, he is spitting out so much blood, call freaking 911 already and stop standing around asking if he’s okay.

On cue, Glitter cries.

Bo must be SO pissed off. I can’t believe that he was able to keep himself from punching back; I don’t doubt his ability to defend himself. Off to the hospital he goes.

In the morning, Tila learns about the fight.

She doesn’t look good without make up. Tila cries some fake tears upon hearing the news. Or maybe these are real tears because someone got hurt over her fake ass show. That is nice of her to call Bo. I can’t believe that Scotty and Jay are the only guys remaining. I mean, Jay? Yuck.

BO NEEDS SURGERY??? This is horrific. I cannot believe that his jaw is broken and I really feel sorry for him.

Tila decides that with all of the drama that everyone needs to get out. Everyone is way too excited about it – I wonder how long it’s been. Ha, Tila goes to dinner in a separate car and what, is George coming back? Awwwww. But what’s with the rose — why does everyone think that this is the Bachelor?

Everyone is really excited to see George. Jay is quiet – probably because he has to sit with the fact that he instigated the fight and that because he was a punk someone is in the hospital (and *sniff* he lost his best friend in the house).

Whoa, Boston Michelle – where have you been? Jay is being a baby like ‘you eliminated George for a reason.’

Lisa Rizzo asks Tila why she eliminated George. Lisa’s hot. She busts out with, “I think Tila’s fake as hell.” HAAAAA!!!! We have a mental connection, me and Lisa.

After dinner, Tila goes up to her room to call her real-life boyfriend to complain about having ot hang out with the cast, Bo’s recovering from surgery and everyone else stays up to wear cowboy hats to ride the pole.

Bo and his busted jaw return to the house the next day. He’s not screwing around – he either really wants to be on TV or really wants to win.

There is a plate in his chin. He didn’t lose teeth; it just looked like it because of the split jaw. Geeeeeze.

Jay apologizes to Bo because he knows that he’s gonna go home if Tila gets wind of what he did. Shut up, Jay. Bo accepts it, but I don’t.

Oh, damn, there’s gonna be a stupid challenge. I like the show better with fighting and no challenges. Bo can’t participate and because there is an uneven number, someone has to sit out. Lisa and whomever is her partner will win so I won’t bother explaining the game.

I called it, Lisa and Brittany win. The best part of that is that before the game, Brittany said, “If we win, don’t eliminate me” because everyone who goes on a date with Lisa is eliminated.

Tila spends time with Brittany first. Tila’s comments about the contestants are so generic, I love it. “She’s a fun girl, but she has a serious side, too.” Really, Tila, what else did they write on the cue cards for you?

Next up – Lisa time. Tila confronts her on the ‘fake’ shizz. I love that Lisa can’t take the crying and walks out pissed off. Tila actually goes out to her and I’m surprised. A producer must have told her to do that because they needed more footage.

Eliminations

Tila calls down Lisa first and after a big old make out, decides to keep her around.

The last four standing are Jay, Boston Michelle, Sirbrina and Brittany.

Sirbrina is out. And so is Boston Michelle with her fab accent.

I don’t know what happens next time; I was too busy — doing — I don’t know. I’m sure I’ll see a commercial and figure it out.