Six people are left and we haven’t seen a shot of the group bed in a while. I wonder where everyone is sleeping.

Bo got his stitches out and these reality dating shows need to give me a counter at the bottom of the screen so that I know how many days have passed.

The group goes on a field trip to a tattoo parlor. Tila wants to know how far they’ll go for her because based on who “proves their love”, that’s whose family she’ll meet. Everyone has to get a tattoo, piercing, walk on broken glass or sit in the electric chair.

Lame. Brittany wants to get a tattoo and I forbid you to get Tila’s name tattooed on your body. Of course Tila is disappointed when Brittany takes time to think about it. Screw you; YOU get a tattoo, Tila. Kristy gets a star tattoo on her neck. I’m sure that the cameramen are disappointed that it’s not on her ass. Is she really a model?

George is going to walk on glass. Please drink a 40 before you do that. OH MY GOD. Tila is only interested in these people when they eat animals genitals or bleed for her. I cannot believe that he’s not cut.

GET OUT – Tila is going to walk on glass -0 and that’s because the glass is fake. Seriously? That’s stupid. George is going home for being a baby.

Bo is getting a tattoo of a shot glass on his calf. Um, Bo should be exempt because he has a freaking PLATE in his JAW. Jay is utterly unmanly — put your shirt on when you give your interviews! You have NO muscle under that layer of fat. Jay gets his first tattoo on his back and it looks ridiculous on him.

Lisa is going in the electric chair and 1) I’m not surprised and 2) I’d think that it’s fake. She’s tough though, so I don’t think that she’d exaggerate pain.

Brittany thinking that she’s a loser for not going – she gets a belly button ring. Brit, take it from me, a belly button piercing is pretty meaningless, it’s not painful and it’s not permanent, so calm down. Kick her off, I’m done with her.

Kristy wins a “sexy” date. Bo and Jay get the “romantic” date. The other three get a “dirty” date.

All of the dates are gonna be the same – make out time. Kristy is going to try on lingerie with Tila and what is it like to FILM this if you’re a straight man with all of the girl on girl make out and lingerie?

The Bo and Jay date is next and for whatever reason, Tila decides to spend alone time with Jay (read: make out with him) and Bo gets sloppy seconds.

George, Brittany and George strip down have to do body artwork. Tila tells Brittany that she’s the kind of girl that grows on her. Like athlete’s foot?

Cut the BS with Lisa already, Tila. I am as straight as you are and I’m attracted to Lisa.

Next day they have a BBQ and I forgot that Bo would have to be on a blended diet. SO the challenge is to eat some nasty ass blended hot dogs. Blended with pig vomit? I can’t watch this; I will totally throw up on the keyboard.

No shock that Lisa won yet again and she gets to go into Tila’s bedroom. Could you stop feeding everyone chocolate covered strawberries? Thanks. And she’s not fickle; she’s just not stupid enough to tell you that she loves you after spending a total of 47 minutes with you.

Eliminations!

Get the EFF out of here, picking Jersey Jay first. Kristy and her booty are bringing Tila home. Final four are Lisa, George, Bo and Brittany.

Bo gets a key because he’s so busted from being on this show.

George is out. What a waste.

Oh, good, Brittany is finally going home.

Wait – whhhhaaaattttt? RIZZO is going home?!?

I am utterly shocked. Lisa has been my front runner with Bo the whole time – I hate when I’m wrong. Dammit.

Next time: Meet the parents.