Loading ...When I was five years old and saw a rainbow forming out of my lawn sprinkler one sunny summer day, I thought I was in the middle of a magic forcefield and a Unicorn was going to pop out at any minute and take me away to My Little Pony Land. I mean, a rainbow forming out of nowhere, and I was actually seeing it close up?!? Obviously, I had the ability to make special fantasy things happen.
Little did I know that what I was REALLY seeing was a secret government plan to poison us all. Really people, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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what an idiot
This is the saddest thing I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.
Tell me someone hijacked your computer and posted this without your knowledge. Or that you’re high. Because otherwise I don’t know why the hell this is here.
Some northern Californian who is convinced the government has tricked her into a conspiracy?!?
A rainbow conspiracy none the less.
Kermit asks: Why are there so many conspiracies about rainbows, and what’s oozing out of our ground?
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