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[Every week, CC and John will bring you some of the wierdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution! Leave your own overheard convos in the comments.]
Two guys, in the dining hall, sitting over empty plates:
“What are we doing tonight?”
“Dan’s probably going on a beer run. I think there are a few parties up at the apartments. I wanna get crunk.”
“Definitely, man. Gonna rock it.”
After a moment:
“We’re playing Magic tonight, aren’t we?”
“Yeah. Probably.”
Two girls at a party:
“It’s not ‘yes’. I’m drinking. It can’t be yes if I’m drinking.”
“Can you just say ‘yes’ now?”
“But I won’t be be able to say ‘no’ later.”
“You wouldn’t say ‘no’ anyway, would you?”
“No. No, I probably wouldn’t.”
Nearby, the boy with his arm around one girl looks terribly uncomfortable.
One frat boy, from across the library: “Burrito?”
Many frat boys, holding burritos: “BURRITO!”
“So, like, bondage?”
“No, no. How about this. We pretend the bed is a rocket ship, and that we’re all astronauts. And we can only talk with our short-wave radios. And every time we talk dirty, we have to say ‘over and out’.”
One dude talks across a lunch table:
“Talking about relationships is easy. I think drawing diagrams really helps.”
A pause.
“Maybe I’m not the best person to be talking to about this.”
Outraged girl, storming over to the table with a newspaper:
“Since when are furries animals?”
The girl, upon further inspection, has a tail attached to her belt.
At a party, a couple is on the floor, in the middle of the room, making out.
Bystander: “Are they fine?”
Other bystander: “How are you guys doing?”
They keep making out, despite the circle of people around them.
“Yeah, I think they’re fine.”
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John you go to Uconn…ME TOO!!!
John you go to the UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT? SO DO I WEIRD!
girl on cell phone- so remember when how mom used to count meat? *pause* I really have a desire to do that.
(huh??? random)
two guys walking out of class
one says, “dude i need to learn how to play beer pong.”
“what? you don’t know how to play…you’re a junior!”
“shut up..i mean is it simple? i don’t really understand…will you teach me?”
Two guys are sitting on the grass on the mall talking when a girl walks by in a hurry.
Girl: Hey Kevin!…(she keeps walking)
Boy 1: Hey, long time no see!
Turns to face friend
Boy 1: I feel like she way way hotter on friday night.
This feature always cracks me up!
As a comic artist with a massive project and too much free time on her hands, i tend to pick up on ideas for little short comics to keep for myself, just to keep my skills sharp (and since my main project is pretty much a 2+ year job, i like to do other, small comic strips to keep my hands trained in other styles too) I’ve taken to drawing up my favourite “overheards” in short strip form.
Although I’m never going to sell, or even post these comics up on the web (without real permission from CC), theyre just practice and fun, i still thought i should let you guys know in some way or another :}
Thanks for keeping me laughing with these!
xox
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