This morning, as I do every weekday morning, I hopped on the bus and made my way downtown for work. It’s a crappy way to get around but it saves time avoiding traffic and keeps me from paying tons in parking. Whatever. Anyway, I usually have a few things to do to keep me entertained on the ride, however on this unfortunate day, my ipod died the second I walked out of my apartment, and I finished my book at the bus stop waiting for my bus. Damn.

So, after a few minutes of staring off into space and a few minutes of rummaging through my purse I notice the woman sitting in front of me was in the midst of a serious texting-fest. So, I peaked over her shoulder and took up reading.

HORRIBLE IDEA! The conversation went a little something like this (and keep in mind I actually cleaned this up a little.)

Lady in front of me: Sorry about last night
Reply: Don’t worry, I like when you pull my hair…
(Me: what the hell?)
Lady in front of me: Good. I like when you (insert expletive here) me.
(Me: Holy sh*t.)
Reply: I want to get a hotel room at lunch
(Me: Whoa!!!!)
Lady in front of me: I am not wearing underwear…Make me cum.
(Me: Oh my god, this woman is a pervert.)

At this point I had to look away. I should advise, this woman was in no way being discreet with her phone, it was just out there in the open for all the world (me) to see. Here is the worst part, I see this woman EVERYDAY at the bus stop. We ride the same bus to and from work every day. And now every time I see her I will only think of her pervy messages and lunchtime escapades.

Be advised: reading a strangers texts may not be the entertaining idea you think. Also, when texting, keep in mind someone else might be reading.