Eating is fun.
And eating is even MORE fun when you’re smashed.
That’s right. They tell us that alcohol impairs your judgment and ‘they’ are absolutely right.

How else do I explain the empty jar of peanut butter I found this morning next to my bed?

Ah, peanut butter.
You know, you don’t have to eat a jar of it when you’re drunk to savor its goodness (which I seemed to have forgotten…)

One of my favorite drunk snacks involves a little PB, a little fat and a whole lot of delicious:

1 Rice Cake with Skippy Reduced Fat Peanut Butter smeared on it with Light Chocolate syrup poured over it. Oh. My. God. It’s so delicious, you’ll cry.

It is delectable without making me feel guilty in the morning, like, say, a Costco Cake would. However, that has nothing (noooothing) on my favorite drunkity drunk snack: NACHOS. Sorry, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t replace the goodness of a cheesey, beefy, fatty plate of nachos.

They’re so easy to make, even when you can’t walk straight.

Chips. Piled with salsa, guacamole, sour cream, cheese, beans, and whatever else you choose. You can throw these ingredients together in minutes (there is really no way to mess this up) and be munching your way into a reckless heaven in no time. Mmmmmm.

Don’t beat yourself up about your drunk eating, either. If you can’t remember it, it never happened.

What are your favorite late-night eats?

(photo from: mannpill.com)