Comments on: The Best of the Worst Pick-Up Lines

By: Don

Don — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:38:13 +0000

How about this one, which I’ve used:

“Hey, you’re cute but skinny, would you like me to take you to the Olive Garden a few times and fatten you up?”

Dorothy — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:51:17 +0000

lol this one is my absolute favorite and it just happened saturday…

“you have a perfect nose. Has anybody ever told you that before? Its like a perfect shape.”

*good try though…solid effort lol jk

Lauren, University of Michigan — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:36:22 +0000

“You are that girl who wrote that article, “What do farts mean”!

Theresa — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:49:44 +0000

From a non-filipino guy: “So you are filipino? Oh I know a lot of filipinos. Do you know my friend Dave from San Diego.”

Mind you, he was picking me up at a bar in SAN FRANCISCO. Hello dimwit, not all Filipinos know each other.

I get this A LOT!

skm — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:13:52 +0000

“I could cum just looking at your body”

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:49:32 +0000

him: “have you been smoking?”
me: “what?”
him: “have you been smoking? because you are smoking.”

riss — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:21:14 +0000

“Did you know legs are the word of the day? So lets go in my car and spread the word.”