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Society has been telling us for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong. But what do guys really think? What do they really want to see when they shimmy that girl out of her newest pair of skinnies? Or, do they even really care? I mean…they got our pants off. Isn’t that enough?
He Said:
Guys don’t really know much about women’s underwear past “This type gives me a boner, that type doesn’t.” When you’re in high school (or from Long Island), thongs are the best thing this side of Steak and a Blow Job Day–mainly because the tops of thongs usually pop up above girls’ pants, drawing our eyes and attention directly to the butt part of the body, flooding our imaginations with arrest-worthy thoughts.
Still, some (adult) dudes will tell you they like the thong best–on certain girls. But nowadays, it’s all about the boy-shorts. These fantastic bottoms create a magical under-ass area that does wonders for a man’s mood–if you’re depressed, just ask your girl to throw on a pair, you’ll see what I mean. They look good on girls of all shapes and sizes, are nice to touch when we’re fooling around, and are perfect attire for the WiiFit. Ladies, if you only have one type of underwear (which you don’t), make it boy-shorts–we’ll never complain.
Another thing I must point out is that LACE SUCKS! Despite what you might think, it’s not sexy, and does nothing for us. The best way to go is soft. The softer the underwear looks and feels, the more we want to touch it, and you in the process. But remember, in the end, all we really care about is getting whatever you’re wearing off as quickly as humanly possible.
She Said:
I hate thongs. HATE. I hate the way they look. I hate the way they expose my cellulite. I haaate the way they feel. And I hate the way they pop out over the top of pants. I don’t care if they don’t show up under a pair of pants or a skirt - not. worth. it. When I want to avoid panty lines, I simply avoid panties (and paparazzi when I’m exiting my car).
I may stand alone here, but when it comes to undies I am all about the comfort. I don’t care if you think they are granny-ish (and since when are BIKINI’S granny panties?); they do not give me a wedgie, therefore I like them. Guys are always drooling over a nice thong, but it really never made sense to me.
Have you ever seen one? Like, really looked? Because if you did, you would realize that they look good on maybe .2% of the population. For the rest of us, they come up far too high and expose waaaay too much skin to be even remotely attractive. Step away from the digitally enhanced porn for a minute and take a look at a real woman. She doesn’t need to be wearing a string up her ass to be sexy.
The fact that boys are now coming forward in support of the Boy Short has me shaking with excitement in my…er…boy shorts! Wooooo! Finally, a pair of underwear that is cute, comfortable, provides ample coverage AND is considered sexy. Thank you, boys. Thank you.
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I happen to like the comfort of thongs, whereas boyshorts or regular panties tend to ride up for me most of the time, especially when I’m at the gym. I honestly don’t wear them to be sexy (God knows no one ever sees them! haha) but I like the way they feel better.
I definitely have the staple period underwear though, ew. TMI?
yeah i hate wearing thongs also, but i manage to find like every pair of bikini underwear that is sexy. there were these ones at the gap recently where the tops of them were lace, but like inches of lace, not just a trim. and comfortable as hell. personally, i dont prefer the boy shorts, cause every time i buy them they never fit me right and ride my butt.
Yeah, I wear thongs pretty much exclusively under clothes, because I have a skinny butt that just doesn’t fill out normal knickers enough to keep them from bunching up in my buttcrack. If the material’s just going to end up there anyway, I prefer it to be a piece of thin ribbon, thanks.
That said, I am SUPER PICKY about my thongs. Nothing that shows through or around my clothes, which means super-low-rise; nothing with lace or excessive texture (or, God forbid, charms), which would just show through my clothes; and nothing scratchy or irritating, because hello, that stuff is going sensitive places. Thongs are pretty much my go-to, unadorned undies.
Now, for lounging around the house/wearing under too-short skirts/seducing poor unsuspecting husband, boy shorts are The Way To Go. I don’t care that they ride up on my butt; they look damn good that way (as long as they’re relatively low-rise, again with the skinny butt) and they are soooooo comfortable for sleeping in, playing xbox in, and lying on the balcony in– although they do tend to make our neighbors stare.
I absolutely hate thongs. I keep thinking, ‘oh, that’s cute, maybe I’ll give it another try.’ Nope. NEVER works out. They are so uncomfortable. There’s a lot cuter underwear out there and it’s a lot more comfortable too. And really. A thong at the gym? How can you stand it??
Thongs hurt my soul. I can’t stand them. I bought about 20 pairs in 8th grade because everyone bought them…and I’ve never worn a single pair.
Not really something you can give to the salvation army, though…
Oh my gosh, all that I can stand to wear are thongs!! But then again, I’m like Elise, I’m a tall, thin girl with not much of a butt, so I can’t stand any underwear that I’m gonig to have to constanly feel riding up my ass… I don’t even notice the thongs, thank god.
But I’m also very picky about mine as well… Have to be super low rise and soft stretchy material! I love to lounge around the house in boy shorts and tank tops, but they just aren’t practical for me to wear under clothes where they get all bunched up. My boyfriend definitely likes the look of boy shorts though, that’s for sure.
Long live the boy shorts.
The ONLY perk of a thong is that you can put it on in the dark without fear of doing so backwards. You know…if you have to exit somewhere quickly and discreetly.
like many others I prefer thongs because regular underwear rides up my crack like crazy, so I’d rather not have to constantly pull fabric out of my ass. I’ve been wearing thongs since 8th grade and have never noticed them. I like boyshorts too, (if I could find some that didn’t ride up my back it would be great) but I can only wear them with skirts because otherwise it looks like i’m wearing shorts under my jeans.
long live boyshorts! I must have 25 super cute thongs that I never ever wear… I don’t know why I keep buying them… but I do! Boy shorts on the other hand… perfect for no panty lines, for lounging around the house, sleeping in, yeah…pretty much everything! and they always look good! I am lucky though because I do have the booty to fill them out so they’re not riding up my ass… that would suck, maybe that’s why I hate thongs so much… i always feel like they’re going to chaffe. haha …TMI I know.
Hey, I’m all about the boy shorts. I mean, thongs are sexy, but they aren’t flattering on most women. My girlfriend wears a thong during the day but changes into boyshorts to sleep and I always look forward to, um, the transition.
Hey, I’m cool with whatever as long as the word “panties” is not used. I hate that word.
That said, I don’t really wear thongs. They’re okay, but if I’m worried about lines, I’ll usually choose to go commando.
I always had the problem when I was buying jeans that they were huge in the waist and too tight in the ass. I seriously have to get my jeans a size bigger than I really need, and wear a belt to keep them up so they fit..ha So needless to say, thongs and I don’t get along very well. I rarely wear them now..I have more boy shorts than I care to admit..and I absolutely love them
Dude, I’m totally for lacey boyshorts. I take them off with my teeth to avoid scratches… cause you know… that’s the way to go. And it’s true, most girls don’t really have the body type to make thongs work.
I love thongs. And they do make low-rise ones so you don’t have them higher than your pants. Bikini style underwear are always too big in the ass for me, so then I either have ‘hang’ or a really really big wedgie. boy shorts or cheekies are cute, but I agree that they’re not good for exercising.
oh- and for those of you that say the boy shorts bunch up on you, try cheekies! or they may have other names, but they’re like a cross between boy shorts and thongs.
ignoring the he said/she said.
If I wanted to grab my girls ass, my hands would somehow find it’s way down her backside panties easy enough then finding her panties at all.
If it’s comfortable, by all means wear them. Otherwise, men don’t like eye candy that much, when they see, they will touch. (at least in their minds)
I Dont know where you guys are from, but in Jersey thongs or gstrings look good on more than 60% of the girls i know. But i agree with whoever said if its comfortable wear it. I personally like it if you change it up once in a while, experiment with something new just to see how you like it.
Like with a lot of others, boy shorts are definitely my favourite. Thongs are okay too, but I don’t really have the body for it so after partying hard I tend to have a sore alley. I’d definitely rather gees than go commando though, at least then I only get a half a wedgie rather than than all the way up the other end!
Good day! zyloprim
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