Comments on: “Laying Pipe” And Other Unappealing Euphemisms For Sex

By: ela

ela — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:49:45 +0000

i hate the ‘tuna’ ref….wtf? never has…never will smell like tuna…thanks.

By: michael

michael — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:25:50 +0000

“park the beef bus in tuna town”
LOL please tell me you have never actually heard it, and you have only read about it in books. Because i can’t believe anyone would say that.

By: J - NYU

J - NYU — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:01:07 +0000

beef bus and tuna town is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve ever, EVER heard.

By: Lauren, University of Michigan

Lauren, University of Michigan — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:41:56 +0000

It’s not sex, but when guys refer to lady parts as a beef curtain…EW

By: Casey

Casey — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:06:39 +0000

I hate when guys say “I have a chubby” or “fatty” when they get an erection. I’m sorry but the idea of FAT does not turn me on in the slightest!

By: Alissa

Alissa — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:42:02 +0000

I would love it if people started saying things like “I gave her a taste of my $5 foot-long” Hahahah

By: Heather

Heather — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:39:20 +0000

yeah, whatever happened to fuck. it will always be my classic. but hm.. i think when a guy uses the term meat curtains its only towards the vaginas which are unattractive… and you get the visual picture as to what the term would be used for… this just comes from the guys i am with though. if you have all heard it used indiscriminately towards both attractive and unattractive vaginas, maybe its just used that way outside of new jersey?

By: ela

ela — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:02:33 +0000

um has anyone ever taken a whiff of an uncircumcised peen…they can smell worse than your poon on a sweaty day. so what should i call it then… a freakin moldy hooded kilobasa?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:40:47 +0000

LMAO @ beef bus in tuna town..
& “I gave her a taste of my $5 foot-long”

and wth your “poon on a sweaty day”?…only if you shower once a week…and are like friggin obese.. sorry i can’t cosign on that one.

By: Debra

Debra — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:33:03 +0000

“Doing the nasty” doesn’t bother me that much- because sex can be kind of messy. Its not that far-fetched. But tuna town? Like someone else said, it doesn’t smell or taste like tuna and never will.

“Bumping uglies” I hate. It was a super popular term when I was in high school, but all it is to me now is an ugly pairing of words. The human body, though generally imperfect, is not ugly.

By: Myra

Myra — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:18:47 +0000

ela uncut doesnt smell unless he hasnt showered for weeks. people should really stop stereotyping.

By: Kathryn S

Kathryn S — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:32:16 +0000

In the Bloodhound Gang song, “The Lapdance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying,” they use the phrase “park the beef bus in tuna town.”

And every time I hear it, I throw up in my mouth a little.

By: what

what — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:01:13 +0000

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway huh?

By: Johnathan

Johnathan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:46:38 +0000

I need to admit, I agree with #4, if anyone ever told me that, I’d be like “shoot are you hiding a sandwich in your fridge?”

But no, at subways I am tempted, when I heard the deal of “5 dollar foot long” I was like “Yeah, and mine is free”

By: Johnathan

Johnathan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:47:23 +0000

No, I’m not a foot long by the way, I wish I was though.

By: McKenzi

McKenzi — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:26:26 +0000

My friend Scott always uses the phrase “Getting his D wet.”