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If people judged me only by what they read on this site, they would think I am quite obsessed with orgasms. And ice cream.
And they would be absolutely right.
The only thing better than a giant scoop of vanilla melting all over an oversized warm chocolate chip cookie that also happens to be smothered in whipped cream is…wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah. There is truly only one thing better than that. And it is a mind-blowing orgasm.
Unfortunately (not for me, thank GOD), there are women out there who cannot make that statement. For some it is because they are on a diet and don’t know quite how good that cookie/ice cream thing can be. For others, which is SO much worse, it is because they have never had an orgasm.
NEVER.
Oh the horror!
Maybe it’s time they invest in The Slightest Touch. Only the best invention since the Nike Air Cole Haan pumps. This little guy (about the size of an iPod) gives women the ability to have an orgasm whenever they want, wherever they want. No need to take chances on a guy who can’t figure out how to do it anyway. No need to pay a massage therapist to do it for you! No, my friends, all you need is a bottle of Powerade and 30 minutes to get yourself to heaven.
The best part is: The Slightest Touch stimulates nerve endings to bring you to the brink of orgasm…without going anywhere near your hoo-ha! That means that you can even do it at the library! Studying for midterms never sounded so good.
I don’t know about you, but it looks like it’s time to make a Costco run and stock up on the Gatorade. Mama’s got a new late night snack and it doesn’t involve ice cream or cookies.
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I know what I want for Christmas!
i know wha i am getting for my girlfrend for her b-day lol
I dare someone to try and take their first test of the Fall Semester with this thing strapped to them.
Does anyone wana get this for me for my birthday? Early?
On my ankles, eh? Never thought of that.
100 bucks is a little bit too much…but the thought of having a lot of orgasms makes it seem totally worth it.
Is anyone else worried about what the effect of technology replacing people will be…?
I’m not talking about this device per se but the path that we’re going down, a la ‘(learning about) machine sex’? What happens when a machine does get invented that meets all of our sexual needs? Will we still want messy, imperfect, sometimes unsatisfying sex with real people?
Let me just say Jeff is like the best boyfriend EVER.
well only because i have been teching her about how its her body and how he and i cna enjoy it together. after Ashlees comment i am blushing.
i want to meet you
I ordered one of these devices about 2 months ago and still do not have it. I’ve emailed the company without any response. Not sure they are even in business at this time. Does anyone else have a contact for them or do you know if the device still exist.
Thanks
Just a warning girls….I ordered one of these in August and am still waiting for a delivery or an explanation as to why it has not arrived. Sooo dissapointing to having to wait for sooo long.
Be warned!
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