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Alright, alright. We all know that I love sex. Hell, half of our readers commonly engage in calling me the S word for it. While I do love sex (FACT), I also hate the drama that comes along with my sexual partners.
Yes, I know - if I could just find a guy to stick with, it would all be easier. This is true. And maybe, just maybe, I will eventually meet a good guy who I can really rely on and want to commit to. Until then (which is off in the way distant future), I think I found a substitute.
The SaSi.
I haven’t actually tried this thing out yet, but I am deeply considering it. And once you know more about it, you most definitely will, too.
It seems as though, thanks to new technology, this little vibrator knows more about how to please women than most men do. (Editor’s Note: Which isn’t hard. Ayooooo!) SaSi has a learn mode wherein it tries all different sorts of movements. If you don’t like one, you can simply skip to the next and it remembers the ones that you prefer. The next time you use it, the SaSi will skip the stuff you hate and stick to the stuff you love. If only it were that easy with the boys…and they didn’t get all self-conscious/curled up in the fetal position and cried when you tried to guide them.
The SaSi also combines different movements all the time, so it never gives you the same sexual experience twice. Cha Ching!
How many of you know men who can measure up to that? I’m only sayin….
I bet SaSi won’t admit to liking me as more than a friend and then link me to a blog where a skank details having sex with SaSi last week…
Oh, whoops, that was just some as*hole I cut out of my dating life as of yesterday.
[Photo from: msnbc.com]
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come to mama
I saw the demo video for this on Babeland… I sooo want one!
Dear Santa,
This year…I want..
I don’t really want to believe that this thing could replace a man. Yeah, I’m sure it hits all of the right spots every time, but it can’t possibly be better than the connection between a man and a woman during good sex (or even average sex).
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/showpage.php?showid=6
I wouldn’t mind trying this out, but I’d probably consider it more seriously if I didn’t have a well-trained husband at my beck and call. Still, I’ll be the first to admit that very few guys can handle in-bed correction– especially my picky bossiness– and that if I hadn’t found a suitable long-term bedmate yet, I’d be forgoing new shoes for a while in favor of this thing. It sounds *amazing*.
that looks fun
damn its expensive though
I guess this puts the “girls are about the emotional connection” myth to rest.
If you could only have a man that did the three important things this machine does: Listen without getting defensive, remember what you like, and never do it the same way twice.
Send your men to SW and we’ll see what we can do about that:
http://satisfyyourwoman.blogspot.com/
The great thing about the Sasi is that you can use it while having sex with a dude - so there’s no competition. It just makes you feel good — like really, really good.
Without reading this, I’m sorry to say this in such an asshole manner, but my own “personna” is offended by the use of “toys” to enhance singular pleasure:
I bet if I strap that thing on my D**k, it’ll be SaSi-1 , Girl-0.
But it’s very arguementive, if the girl has good control of muscles down there to shake like a SaSi…then by all means, let me try and see!
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