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I am 22 years old. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no clue what they are doing in bed. I don’t mean little things, like being unable to unzip my dress with one hand (I mean, some zippers get stuck sometimes), or getting all tangled in the sheets forcing us to pause the action in order to perform a rescue.
Those little things I can overlook.
What I can’t overlook is a Law Student’s inability to last longer than 3 minutes. Or to figure out where on earth a woman’s clitoris is.
What is the problem here? Did these boys learn nothing from sex education? And what about common sense? I mean, come on, who ever thought pushing a girl’s head towards your nether regions was a good form of foreplay?
And, maybe I’m asking too much, but if a guy can take the SAT’s and get into college, shouldn’t he be able to figure out what is/is not an acceptable way to treat a woman’s nipples? I don’t bite your penis, why do you think it’s ok to nosh on my nips?
Apparently I am not the only one feeling this way. I don’t know who this person is, but they provide quite a thorough and honest list of everything men do wrong in the bedroom. Not only is the list complete, but it can be easily printed and handed out to any potential suitor. Score!
We clearly have a long way to go when it comes to teaching men the ways of looooove, but this little blog (written by a guy, no less!) is clearly a step in the right direction. Maybe they are catching on, albeit slowly. Maybe one day we will find men that last long, touch us softly, and make us breakfast in the morning. And maybe, just maybe by the time our daughters start bringing home the men, they won’t have to deal with the horrifying nipple pains that plagued their mothers so many years before.
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If you girls are complaining so much, why dont you speak up. I hate when Im sleeping with someone and they dont make a sound, whether yes or no. I dont mind you speaking up. Its like trial and error for each girl until I hear her moan. And that could just mean she is giving up.
A lil instruction is never a bad thing. Especially in a relationship, I mean you have to sleep with them again.
OO and if he can’t last 5 mins, dump his ass out of bed. There is some health and mental issues there.
U woman are all the same.. moan about things that u have no clue about in the first place..
First off non of u tell us what u want. ( we should just know according to u.) even if we ask its wrong..
Second half of u just lay there and don’t move or make a noise. ( i know ur answer. WE ARE DOING IT WRONG) LOL
when ur able to own up to ur crap u will see u do nothing for us in turn we do nothing for u. lifes life. get over it.
oh one more thing.
if we last longer than 5mins. then we are classed as wanna be porn stars cos we just carry on. if we don’t last long we are losers.. cos we have no clue as to what u want. how does that work?
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