[In CC’s third installment of G.W.W.E (Guys We Want to Eff), we take on the beautiful and strangely eternally youthful Leonardo DiCaprio.

You may know DiCaprio as the sweet-as-pie mentally challenged kiddo in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, or perhaps you remember him from Titanic — which you may or may not have seen 4 times and cried like a little baby during each and every viewing. These days, Darling DiCaprio is starring in Ridley Scott’s new film Body of Lies, adding the ‘tough guy’ moniker to his already long list of characters.]

I’m not embarrassed to admit that when I was in 7th grade, I had 102 pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio on my wall. My room was a virtual DiCaprio museum. I owned a copy of Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo and Juliet and I had seen Titanic more than twice, Jack’s death causing me to sob each and every time like I had lost a member of my own family. You see, I was in love with Leonardo. No one could understand the bond I shared with him — but it was true and it was beautiful.

Back then, I wasn’t really thinking about DiCaprio as effing material, but now that I’m older, I can firmly say that there’s no way you could not want to eff him.

First of all, he’s gone through all the stages of hot. Initially, he was boyishly hot. Then he did Romeo and Juliet and became HOT hot, and now he’s all suave and older and hot. Effing hot. He’s so hot he only dates models.

Also, he loves the environment and really wants us all to get out and vote and save this country. He drives an electric car. How could you not want to eff a guy who totally cares…about everything?

Plus, he can act. The guy really can act. Instead of relying on his cute face and playing the same character again and again (Ben Affleck), DiCaprio has taken on a multitude of different roles. Talent is totally a recipe for being effable.

So yeah, even though some people think he still and will forever look like a man-boy, we have dubbed DiCaprio totally freaking effable.