Being single for a while can make a girl think that hoping over a few states to visit an all-male brothel would be an awesome way to spend spring break.

Heidi Fleiss, the “Hollywood Madam” who’s had her share of legal woes and national media attention, is in the process of opening her new “Stud Farm” brothel in Nevada, a place purely for women and their fantasies.

“This establishment will hire men to service women” StudFarm’s website claims. “There will be no male to male sexual services offered.”

“We will hire 20 men and 10 on stand-by,” continues the information. “Lady customers will be charged $250.00 an hour that will be split 50-50 to the house. Men will be able to keep all tips. They will be charged a weekly rate for a housekeeper, room, board, and food. Weekly tests for STDS and HIV are mandatory. Employees will register for a work card with the sheriff’s department.”

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, and it seems like Fleiss is determined to do it right. So intent is she on finding the world’s best pieces of well bread man-meat, she’s even offering Employment Opportunities on her website.

Apply online to be a male prostitute, and spend your days lounging in the sun, acting as a boy-toy for rich women.

I mean, life could be worse.

While I think I’ll plead the 5th when it comes to my opinion of people having sex for money, I will say the idea of someone acknowledging the fact that chicks might enjoy made-to-order escorts just as much as men is an interesting step for the feminist revolution.

Also, when was a hot guy who will do whatever you ask a bad thing?