
I’m tired of talking to my friends about this ONE guy who has been haunting my love life, or lack thereof, since the fall. I’m sick of pretending like I don’t care when I talk to him, too. The fact of the matter, Travis, is this: Even my PARENTS know all about you and the sort of emotional mud you’ve been dragging me through. I see pictures of you and cringe. It’s time you received an open letter. And for once, I’m gonna go ahead and NOT care if your cute little girlfriend, who is, by default, an idiot, reads this.
Dear Travis,
I respect the fact that you refuse to cheat on your girlfriend of three years. You are a very noble man. In fact, I respect you for doing all that you can to avoid being in the same room as me these days. You and I both know that it’d be easier to get American troops out of Iraq than it would be to get your tongue out of my mouth if we were ever to, tragically, be left alone together.
I respect your ability to use your mind and step outside of this situation so that you can ascertain its importance in the long run. You have an impressive ability to weigh out your options, Travis. You should be a stock broker.
The only problem? Well, you’re a snakey asshole. Here’s what I DON’T respect about you:
You won’t cheat on your girlfriend but you WILL exchange porn with me during an AIM conversation about how much we’d like to have sex with each other. You tell this girl that you LOVE her all while telling me that you think I might be better for you than she is. When you send me text messages about how beautiful I am, are they sent before or after you kiss her goodnight?
You taunt me with the fact that you know I have a “thing” for you. A THING that you so carefully earned. You tell me that you can’t be around me because you know you would cheat on your girlfriend. You tell me that you want to kiss me every time you see me.
It’s true. In a way I do respect you for being able to recognize our sexual potential and act accordingly so that you can keep your girlfriend around.
But Travis, it’s clear you don’t love her. Quit being such a pussy all of the time. Break up with that barely legal, oblivious, worse-for-you-than-me mama. Then Man Up and call me when you’re outside. No matter how snakey you’ve been, I still want to jump your bones more with each day that this continues. ESPECIALLY if it’s anything like the movies you sent me.
Sincerely,
The girl you can’t be around because you wanna nail her so hard.

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becuse you never dump your gf the one that you ask said dump your gf i would but thats why not me
Michael… my first language is English, and I have NO IDEA what you meant!
Devon, heh, well said!
Not that I can really side with the guy you like. Sorry, but as a guy I find that kind of action falling under “cheating.” Just because he’s not SLEEPING with you, doesn’t mean he’s not cheating.
Women (generally) view cheating as emotional far more than physical (although, both come into play). He’s still cheating on her with you.
Honestly, more than just a wild roll in the hay… would you want a guy like that as a boyfriend in the end? Would you be really sure that he’s gunna be yours or always wonder if there’s some other girl he’s talkin’ dirty to and exchanging porn with so that he can just move on when he’s bored with you too?
BUT, if all you want is to have your ride for a little while until you find someone that satisfies the same need and all the rest, then hell, GO FOR IT!
(Better yet, copy your dialogue on AIM, and send the girl an anonymous message saying “here’s what your boyfriend has beens saying to me! And he’s been sending me porn saying this is what he’d like to do”… why not force the change? Of course… that COULD [very likely] backfire!)
Or… much safer in my mind… get him alone. Arrange for it to happen so that he can’t get away from you, and seduce him. *shrugs* Why not? He’s all but slept with you anyways!
Just depends… could you live with yourself as being that kind of woman? Hmm… tough choice!
Girlfriend of THREE YEARS?? Damn.
Devon - I totally understand that he’s probably smokin and the sex would be amazing, and if that’s all you want, well then why haven’t you just seduced him already??
But if you want anymore than that, I strongly discourage it. He has a girlfriend of 3 years and is sending you messages about wanting to bone you? I’m sure he does. He’s a guy. But if he’s still with his girlfriend, there is a reason. And that is this: he’s a fucking pussy. And while he’s a great fuck (I’m sure), he sounds like a shitty boyfriend.
So just fuck him out of your system.
Wow–You just described my VERY situation!! Crazy!!!!! I just told him last night to figure out his shit and let me know when he does. But the fact is, I lose more respect for him every day for staying with a girl he obviously doesn’t care about anymore.
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It sounds like both you and he are hos and probably deserve each other. Why are you flirting with a guy who has a girlfriend anyway? If you had respect for yourself, or women in general, you wouldn’t even indulge this guy.
“Devil’s Advocate” has it down, haha. Couldn’t have said it better myself!
Those actions most certainly DO constitute cheating, and in my book you sound like, “by default,” the real idiot. (ha) Any guy who would send you those kind of messages obviously doesnt respect you, and probably thinks you’re only worth a good lay. But, he does sound like a winner, so you probably deserve each other.
If you respected yourself at all, you’d see what this guy really considers you, and that’s a 3am bootycall, and you’d be more worried about finding a decent guy, than stealing the one who some poor girl has tried to make it work with for 3 years. She needs to dump him.
And you need to grow up.
he is cheating on his girlfriend, he might not be screwing you or doing ANYTHING physical with you but he is “emotionally” cheating.
i think this has WRONG written all over it, and you should drop it. personally i don’t think any guy that does that to his girlfriend hot, i think you’re both acting rather trashy. if he was single i’d say GET IT GIRL!:). but honestly get over it because he’s not.
This situatiohn is very similar to mine- I’m with my guy and very happy. But an old flame and I (who remain good friends) have established that we both want to be together. I feel like I’m emotionally cheating and I have to figure shit out because I’m happy with BOTH of them. Ugh. Advice?
Amen! I COMPLETELY understand both sides. i’m in a similar situation (or messages aren’t blatantly sexual just very flirtatious) but my thing is i like him alot and i have to get him out of my system, because how much better am i if i find a new guy but hope everytime my phone rings that its him? I know he’s probably an ass and that that is probably all he’s after and i feel degraded by it. But it’s better to hate him after and move on than be infatuated forever right?
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