You’ve Heard of Super-Low Rise - Meet Extremely, Super Duper High Rise!

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Um. It looks like my grandpa started designing clothes!

Or maybe not. Even he doesn’t wear his pants this high. What were the people at Society for Rational Dress thinking?

Their designs are typically chic, simple and beautiful. But these? These “pants” are pleading for a camel toe. And a nursing home.

And where exactly does the zipper start? What does one wear with a pair of pants that belts at the breasts? Does this look come in capris?

I know that we are trying to move away from the low rise fad that leaves cracks exposed and the infamous muffin top, but this is taking things a bit too far, no?

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5 Comments

  1. J - NYU says :

    REDONK.

  2. Kiki says :

    i’ve always thought that fashion designers are punking us….but this is fucking ridiculous.

  3. Jess says :

    It looks like the models are little girls playing dress up in grandpa’s clothes.

  4. Samantha says :

    … Ugh. No self respecting person would wear those.

  5. Kelly - UMass says :

    Not only are the clothes ridiculous, but how are normal sized women (not these anorexic model types in pic above) supposed to wear them?

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