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I was invited to an All White Boat Party a few weeks back. It was mandatory to wear white, head to toe, to this club-like cruise around Manhattan. So, right away, my first thoughts were: what am I going to wear?!
After shopping for what felt like days, I settled on this adorable two piece set; a pair of fitted, white capri’s with rhinestones on the pockets and a white t-back scoop tank that made my boobs look ferosh.
When we packed on the bus to head into the city, more than 50 people piled on in all different white outfits. The guys were lookin’ dapper in their white linen pants and crisp white button downs. The girls were looking…erm…well, let’s just say that I was the only one dressed, classy, yet sexy.
Most girls were wearing see through, skin tight, mini-dresses. One chick was wearing a sparkled bra from Victoria’s Secret as a shirt. No jacket. No cover up. No lie.
One girl’s dress was so low (like, I could see her belly button low) that we all got a nice glimpse of her nipple.
When we got to the dock, I noticed even more ridiculous outfits: the lowest cut shirts and shortest white shorts I’ve ever seen. I saw more cellulite and muffin tops than I’d care to see in a nightmare and the best part was, these people thought they looked H.O.T. (Ladies, a pair of size 4 white booty shorts do not look good on your size 12 behind.) But I’m not just making comments on those suffering from One Size Too Small Syndrome; girls that were a size 2 could’ve used a little covering up as well.
And then there was me and my capri pant/tank top combo. I looked hot, but I didn’t have to flash my boobs or my crack for it. There’s no need to flaunt everything, whether you have it or you don’t. Sure, I could’ve rocked the sequenced white bra as a top and would’ve looked good doing so, but trashy does not overpower the class that I exuded that evening… and that many guys find irresistable.
Anyone else feel me?
[Photo courtesy of skinzwear.com]
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Agreed, but also: I don’t feel comfortable wearing really tight/revealing clothing. I recently wore this Forever 21 tube top dress & felt soooo awkward all evening long. Haha.
Good for you! More girls need to get into this mindset that in order to be sexy you don’t have to be trashy as well. I guess if you’re looking for a cheap hookup guys look for the trashiest dressed chicks cause they look easy. So if you’re getting all the guys when you go out, but you’re not keeping any of them, then maybe you should check what you’re wearing cause chances are your game isn’t THAT good.
But LOVED this post, this is an exelent example of how we should be changing the negative image we have.
i think it’s bc girls freak out that they HAVE to be the hottest, which in their minds means: most skin showing. the too-much-at-once freak out makes every section of the girl look ridic… from her hair to her eyelashes to her stripper shoes…why all at once! sexy in moderation i call it. they just can’t bare to take it down a notch because there will be another girl who will show em up! being blatant is never sexy!
ps i hate when girls over do the metallic…it’s like a freaking laser light show in the club. PEW PEW?
Oh, I feel you.
I’m fine with showing ONE part, like the legs or the cleavage. But there is NO need to let it all hang out at once. What does that prove anyway?
Hope you were somewhat amused by the trampy clothes show though!
Yes. Thank you! I’m always at parties and even my friends are wearing short shorts with little tanks. I end up feeling like a prude for NOT revealing everything. On the plus side, the “walk of shame” isn’t nearly as shameful.
I completely agree!! Some girls will go at all lenghts to get attention and they do not realize how stupid they look!! Then there are those girls who try and be like you because they think your inspiring. “Imitation is suicide”…YA for the person who is being imitated!!! This girl even went to the lenghts of tanning and ended up orange for the sake of wanting my skin tone!! How creepy is that!!! Ya anyways back to the topic…girls who dress like majors sluts even if they do have the body attract negative attention. Boys get attracted to sluts…MEN get attracted to classy yet mysterious women!! Oviously a woman who is really attractive doesn’t need to go to such extremes to get a man. At the same time it can be good for a woman to show a little skin. My rule of thumb: show either a little cleavage, a little belly, or leg…NOT two…AND DEFINETLY NOT ALL THREE!!! =/
to answer your final question:
FUH’ SHO’!
lol that must have been a gross night. im actually trying to sex up my wardrobe a little though, not to the extent that you are speaking, but lets just say for the past 10 years of my life all ive ever worn is a t-shirt and jeans. ive been trying to buy some nicer shirts, but i dont think the jeans are going anywhere lol. i did buy a different fit though, heh, like im really branching out here.
Agreed. I remember hooking up with this guy for spring break, and i wore cleavage and a bit of tummy sexy at all times.
(Dont get the hooch theory going, I was encrypted a lady from the womb. At two whenever my grandma called me to help style my hair, I’d sit down quietly, and cross my legs! Which left her stunned. Till this day she looks back on it as a fond memory and commends me for my beautiful reputable behavior.)
I remember him kissing me and lovingly rolling down my shirt to cover my tummy, and saying, “Mommy, you dont have to do that.” Now that’s a real man!
Am I the only one that thinks it is deeply ironic that someone writing about style is wearing white capris with rhinestones on the ass?
Jesus.
That being said, I to agree with the discretion is sexy thing.
OY!!! OMG I thought the same thing. HELLO! Rhinestone clothing is tacky and totally belongs in 2001.
wait, The guy you were hooking up with called you mommy? That’s just weird, and creepy. I don’t want to hookup with anyone that calls me mommy, cause umm, that’s incest.
No, its a hispanic thing. They nick name all females as “mami”, and for men, “papi”
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