I don’t know about you, but I hope my wedding is exactly like this…NOT

 Is your lack of sleep starting to show? Try this.

 Say good-bye to Coldplay…so sad!True or False: Thanksgiving myths!

 Kelly Osborne is gettin’ married…according to Facebook, that is.

 How to save money in college…

 …plus some money saving beauty tips!

 The Governator pnly has one ball?! what?!

 Spitzer’s “magic vagina” has her first interview…can’t wait for that!

 Britney has a crush on Becks…and I don’t blame her.

Remember when Girls Gone Wild used to shame party girls across the country who had one too many body shots on Spring Break and had the bad luck to land in front of a camera? Since when has slutty behavior turned into a profitable asset and a celebrity vehicle? Mini Me’s lover is collecting big after a sex tape “somehow” leaked, and now Eliot Spitzer’s ex-whore is getting a REALITY TV SHOW. I can’t believe that we Americans will actually tune in to the lives of nutjobs like the Lohans, the Kardashians, and now, some hooker who happened to win the jackpot.

When Tila Tequila burst on the scene, she had a great gimmick: the first bisexual reality dating show. But after the Bobby Banhart breakup-scandal, and oh-so-predictable opposite-gender-choosing finale in season 2, there’s not much buzz left in Tequilaville. Bring in the hooker! If you thought Tila’s patented, “How will your parents react when they find out I’m bisexual?” act starts to get old, imagine the “How will your parents react when they find out I’m the whore that ruined Eliot Spitzer’s career?” segment.

Yes, Handprint Entertainment, the fine folks who bring the lives of Pamela Anderson and Nicole Ritchie to the small screen, are in talks with MTV to give Ashley Dupre a shot at love. Read More »

The mustard belt will remain on U.S. soil for another year.

Amy Winehouse seems to be mastering the art of multi-tasking

Ashley Dupre attemps to “drop negativity from her life.” Quite a large task, no?

Doin’ it doggy style? You could be breaking the law.

Fad Diets: First the Cookie Diet, now a McDonalds Diet?!

Venus Williams: the favorite child

ANTM: Menstruation is the new black

Mary-Kate Olsen: no longer homeless-chic

Lauren Conrad’s fashion tips

John Mayer needs a hobby–like music or something

God Bless American Idol

Ashley Dupre lied about her age–shocker

It’s Dr. Pepper with an irrelevant, glam-rocker twist!

How did I miss the PURE SEX that is Jim Sturgess!?

Celeb Family Fued–I’d watch Lohan vs. Spears

Daily WTF: your pet turtle is just really stressed out right now at work, OK?

• Fat Jared Leto ups my self-esteem

• Rihanna live in Moscow…and bondage

• This just in: Johnny Depp is perfect.

• “Over the Hills” via BWE Blog

• If a stranger knocks on your door asking for your panties, don’t open it

• Finally, some back fat support

• Ashley Dupré is vag-tastic!

• I’ll vote for the candidate that promises to shut these girls up fastest

• Mary-Kate Olsen walks among us

• Have you Rickrolled today?