Picture for a moment your wedding day. No, scratch that. Picture the day after your wedding. You know, otherwise known as day #1 of your marriage. And most likely, day #1 of your honeymoon. Private beach in the Caribbean? Or perhaps romantic travels through Europe? No? You want to stay a bit more local? I mean, the coast of Maine is pretty nice in the summer. Oh. Closer?

Ashlee and Pete Wentz (yes, now legally married, she changed her name) wanted to stay close to home for their honeymoon. So close, in fact, they didn’t even want to leave their house.

But you can’t honeymoon in the same rooms you inhabit 24/7, so they switched it up a little. And went down to the basement. That’s right. After their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding, Ashlee and Pete are honeymooning in their basement.

But don’t worry; their basement probably isn’t as dark and dingy as the basement you’re imagining. After all, they do have blow-up palm trees and a fake-n-bake tanning booth. And for their romantic honeymoon dinners, they’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza. At least when they decide their honeymoon’s over, they’ll look like they’re fresh from the beach compliments of their tanning booth. Read More »