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You woke up early to work
out before class. After an hour
on the elliptical and thirty minutes
in the weight room (20 of which
were spent staring at the dudes at
the bench press), you head home to
get ready for your day. You shower,
throw on a pair of jeans, and grab a
yogurt and some fruit on the way
out the door.
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I’ve always been a lover of nautical-wear. And I’m open to it when it comes to bikinis. There’s really nothing cuter than some navy and white stripes on the beach. But when I saw this one piece number, I was kind of like “Oh my, what was this designer thinking?”. The whole scarf thing isn’t working for me — it reminds me of a slutty super hero costume. I think I might hate it.
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If you’re into it, pick up one at lalalingerie.com.
You know those Folger’s commercials where the whole house is asleep and someone slips downstairs to put on a pot of coffee when the smell of goodness makes everyone else wakes up smiling? That’s me—minus the smiling. The smell stirs my brain to believing it can wake my body up, and I can’t even get my eyes open without a cup. I. Love. It.
I was happy to learn that coffee can help in so many more ways. Meet Purity Coffee Bean Caffeine Eye Cream. It’s 100% natural AND it actually works! This eye cream is rich in caffeine, green tea and coffee (obviously) which helps to increase circulation to get rid of dark circles, and decrease puffiness.
I used to have an ongoing struggle about which I hated more: doing laundry or doing the dishes. With laundry, you have to gather up all of your beer bathed clothing, haul it to a Laundromat and sit in front of a splish-splash cycle show for an hour before relocating to a dryer and waiting for, like, sixteen hundred hours to achieve sufficient dryness. On the plus side, you can spend downtime doing homework or watching syndicated Scrubs. But with dishes, it is a hands-on procedure that involves all energies. And if you’re in a particularly crappy dorm, sometimes you even have to bring them from your room to a community hole or bathroom with a sink. Ridic! In my opinion, dishes win Worst Chore Evs.
So imagine my joy when I found out about this small, portable dishwasher. At only $115, it’s cheaper than the majority of accessories and, if possible, even doper. What! Hear me out: a new pair of earrings is exciting for the first few wears… Read More »
Target is like a playland of wonderfulness. There is row after row of things I don’t need, but must own right now. Take for example the adorable spice rack I bought for myself around Christmas time. Four months later, it has yet to see a single spice. But it looks great on my kitchen counter. And the Dollar Aisles? Don’t even get me started.
This past time I went to Target, I actually had a goal: Avert eyes from everything else, head straight for new Proenza Schouler line. I’ve been a fan of them since they debuted, and couldn’t believe Target had grabbed them for the awesome GO International Line. Read More »
Ever since I laid eyes on Sarah Jessica Parker sporting RayBan Aviators in Sex and the City, I’ve always been a fan of the eyewear. There’s something so chic about them that says “I’m a really cool chick.” So I sport ‘em because, you know, I’m a really cool chick.
And obviously that’s why Lindsay Lohan wears a variety of aviator styles. Although I can’t say I like her, I must say I like her sunglass choices. She’s been spotted wearing your traditional gold-rimmed version as well as the new MARC by Marc Jacobs plastic ones.
Fortunately both are tres affordable. Yes, even the Marc Jacobs pair, which are (drum roll please) $90! I know, I was in shock too. They can be purchased at neimanmarcus.com. As for the gold-rimmed aves, you can pick up the traditional RayBans ($74.99) or Nueu ($48.98) brands.
Madonna/Esther and her new clothing line will be premiering at H&M stores on March 22. POPSUGAR is covering this launch quite extensively, but it breeds a much more important question. I’m not sure I care? Truth be told, I am a material girl in a material world - but I feel like ’someone’ is starting to get a little tiring.
Do not get me wrong, when I am 80 I hope I look half as good as she does…(ouch)
But after the Kaballah, the children’s books, A League of their Own, and that dreadful CastAway rip-off movie - I am just not feeling her. These are just my feelings and if I am off-base, I have been known to be wrong before.
Ok. Enough is enough. Lending your name to a restaurant, or even a hamburger grill is one thing, but a search engine? For f@#k sake, give me a break. According to “Attack of the Show” on G4tv, K-Fed, the no-class, jack-ass has done just that. Thank God Google is getting into the mobile phone biz, because the competition from SearchWithKevin.com just might put the industry leader into chapter 13.
But no really, all kidding aside, this is why I switched- every time you enter a search on Mr. Spear’s engine, you might just win a prize, like an invitation to K-Fed’s B-day party, or better still, an autographed 8 x 10. It is so much fun I just can’t help myself.
As an entertainer / spokesperson, where do you go from here? K-Fed the Queen-Sized Maxi Pad?
