Okay, so it’s Wednesday, which is halfway through the week but not halfway enough. Also, my biorhythms have been totally scraping the bottom of the barrel lately, and the full moon last night had me up until 2 AM, staring at a tiny crack in my ceiling, mentally computing how months it’s been since I spent time sleeping next to someone who wasn’t my old, tattered teddy bear. (And no, I will not reveal the heinous amount of time) On the off chance there are other girls feeling the way I do today, I decided to post this video of half-naked Brazilian dudes doing a dance that has apparently taken over the country called the Funk da Cueca. Considering the amount of bouncing that’s going on, I can’t decide if this is actual porn or not, but really, after an 8 hour day, who cares? Laugh. Enjoy. Feel slightly uncomfortable…whatevs. It’s Wednesday, bitches!
Recappin\' The Hills...
So, I was gone for a few weeks and
missed out on a lot of Hills recapping.
I was so excited to get back into it…
until I actually watched tonight’s totally
sucky episode. Like most episodes of
The Hills, nothing really happened. In
fact, the entire show can be broken
down into two sentences:
Lauren and Audrina make up.
Spencer acts like a douche in
front of his Nana. Read More...



