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So, I was gone for a few weeks and
missed out on a lot of Hills recapping.
I was so excited to get back into it…
until I actually watched tonight’s totally
sucky episode. Like most episodes of
The Hills, nothing really happened. In
fact, the entire show can be broken
down into two sentences:
Lauren and Audrina make up.
Spencer acts like a douche in
front of his Nana. Read More...
Britney hits the stage.
Wal-mart sells penis straws to children.
Beauty multi-taskers: lots of products for the price of one!
What is going on in India?
Ann Coulter will finally keep her mouth shut.
Borat has a really cute baby.
It’s time to date like a man!
No one buys the Heidi and Spencer wedding.
Falling behind on life? It’s easy to get back on track.
You don’t need to leave the house to enjoy Black Friday. Check out Apple’s online sale! Or these awesome deals.
Why do women sleep around?
As the go-to sympathetic listener to Every.Single.Friend of mine, I hear my fair share of happy stories, sad tales and a generous amount of scandals. But by far the most conversations we have revolve around the complete a-holes that my girlfriends deliberately date. I seriously cannot fathom why my beautiful, smart and funny friends seek out men who are sure to treat them horribly — that is when they pay any attention at all. Here is my condensed list of guys to avoid, and here is to hoping you can spot them as easily as your girlfriends do when you date them.
1. The Hottest Frat God Alive (at least he thinks so).
HFGA can usually be found sipping Natty Lite with his bros in his designated spot at everyone’s favorite bar. He charms the ladies with his sparkling smile and 9-year-old, never washed favorite hat. He can (and usually does) hook up with whomever he feels like, making them the lucky lady for the night. This luck expires the morning after as his conquest climbs out of the sketchiest window at his fraternity house so none of his brothers (or her friends) will notice. Read More »
Thanks a lot Borat and Coach Joseph, but we still don’t understand what a two-point conversion or a punt return is. (That’s actually my high school…Imagine having Coach Jo as a World History teacher.) Anyway, its that time of year. Super Bowl parties! We want to be there for the food, commercials, and booze, but what is this football business going on in the middle of all that? Sitting through a football game, clueless as to what’s going on is roughly equivalent to conversational Farsi. Growing up in a devout Texas football town, I will tell you that it takes years for the fairer sex to pick up the hundreds of rules and terms, as we have spent most of football season gossiping in the stands. I’ve gone and written out some of the more important ones that will help you follow the game and impress the boys. Guys think you are SO rad if you’re actually into football, but until you prove yourself, you’ll be treated as a spy. Read More »
• Avril takes revenge on the Queen of All Media.
• It’s only Blue Monday, but here are the Top 10 Black Friday Sites.
• Paul Smith goes cashmere.
• Sexy Stars in not so sexy poses.
• A message to you from Borat… Literally.
• Got a question? Here’s a pretty cool way to find out the answer.
• So, Canadians are happier than Americans by, like, .2 points. Let’s just give them that and be happy with the fact that we are probably better in every other way. (Globe and Mail)
• I love New York and all, but if you can make $20,000 selling turkey sandwiches at the State Fair in Minnesota then I may have to rethink my living situation. (TwinCities.com)
• Don’t worry Colorado freshmen, that complete confusion you feel this semester is the state’s fault not yours… (DenverPost.com)
• Borat + American Idol + non-pretentious indie film = Great World of Sound (YouTube)
• The Goonies are going to be animated? I feel a rush of ironic t-shirts in our future. (FemaleFirst.co.uk)
• Of course you love CollegeCandy, so you owe it to yourself to check out Gala Darling. You’ll thank me. (GalaDarling.com)
- Life is short, and then you die or so the story goes. But it’s not that short and before you’re ready to kick-off, here’s a list of 10 Things Every Woman Should Try. Topping the list is the Rabbit. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve gone a round with the Rabbit.
- Hangover, Schmangover. The cure to the common hangover is finally here.
- TATS Incredible. Two weeks ago, we gave you the 20 Hottest Hollywood Gals with Tats. This week it’s all about the Men. Vanishingtattoo.com has just released their list of The 101 Hottest Tattooed Men in the World - 2007. Did your favs make the list?
- Kanye West 3.0. On the heals of the release of album #3, The Louis Vitton Don is giving away the album’s first video “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” on iTunes for FREE. That’s right kids $0.00. How can you pass on this one?
- Bikini-clad Celebs of Summer. Yes, Bikini Season is in session. Take our poll. If this doesn’t inspire you, I am not sure what will. Get your body looking like Jessica Biel by Summer’s End.
- Bikini not your thing??? Introducing the MonoKini. For some reason, Borat comes to mind.
- VIDEO. Everyone’s least favorite cable news anchor Nancy Grace falls victim to an on air prank by her staff. It’s pretty gorgeous.
- Horn Dawg. What do you do when you can’t control your dog’s sex drive? Well, buy it a sex doll ofcourse. Duh???
- To give or not to give… a blowjob. That is the question.
- “Our music will get you high, literally.” A new CD claims to possess the power to get you stoned… Whoa dude!
