Bodies are awkward things. And when you add some pumping and grinding from sweaty sex, there are bound to be a few mishaps. Lucky for you I have ample experience in screwing up during sex—and learning the ways to gracefully cover my ass.

You give him a bloody nose. So, you get caught up in the heat of the moment. There were limbs flying in every direction and maybe your knees were somewhere around the vicinity of your face. First, assess the situation. Grab a towel (or a tampon…didn’t anyone else watch She’s the Man) to clean up the mess. Is it something that can’t be fixed with a little low down lovin’? Nine times out of ten, a BJ can fix anything… even a little bloody nose.

He pulls the shocker. They don’t call it the shocker for no reason. That shit is shocking! If you dig it, go with it. If you’re not so into the move just let your man know. Or just move his hand. It is your body after all and it’s good to show them what you do—and don’t—like. Read More »